Comments on: Beijing cautions new pope on meddling in China

By: Oil Can

Oil Can — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 04:55:17 +0000

Bishop on March 14, 2013 at 10:07 PM

I needed that good laugh.

By: trigon

trigon — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 04:42:22 +0000

I’d bet that the Church will still be around long after the Chicoms are gone. Why should they listen to any of their advice?

By: MelonCollie

MelonCollie — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 03:00:28 +0000

"Neither I nor anyone else who follows Christ is obliged to heed any order from the mouth of Godless heathens who, among many other abominations, kidnap women and force them to have abortions when they have dared to have more than the one child allowed them by the monsters you call leaders. Repent before the spirits of the Chinese Christians you martyred for their faith are pouring gasoline on you while you burn eternally in hell." (and this is why I'm not the pope. |-p)

By: Bishop

Bishop — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 02:07:37 +0000

The Pope has crabs?

Well…uh…let’s hope he got them from a toilet seat.

By: Ward Cleaver

Ward Cleaver — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 02:06:54 +0000

They’re on drugs if they think they can buffalo him.

By: CurtZHP

CurtZHP — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 02:01:36 +0000

crabs = grabs. That was awkward.

By: CurtZHP

CurtZHP — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 02:01:09 +0000

New pope crabs his package in response.

By: HitNRun

HitNRun — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 01:55:43 +0000

Tat for tat from China?

Seriously, just say the pope were inclined to overlook his responsibility to advance every Catholic’s right to worship for worldly matters, as popes did once upon a time. What exactly is in it for the Vatican for agreeing to these demands?

I guess you can’t blame them for testing every new guy to check for another Clinton.

By: Bishop

Bishop — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 01:55:28 +0000

Chinese tyrants just lookin’ to make another friend.

By: FlareCorran

FlareCorran — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 01:53:19 +0000

Better plan: Vatican cuts all ties with China, citing their deplorable human rights abuses and the fact that they are responsible for more martyrs than Rome. It’s amazing how few people realize that China is STILL persecuting Christians who share their faith (and even those who don’t in many rural areas.)