Comments on: New Venezuelan president: Hugo Chavez nudged Jesus to make an Argentinian become pope

By: James

James — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 02:52:31 +0000

How exactly did he nudge Jesus from Hell? Kensington on March 13, 2013 at 10:39 PM

Well, since el Diablo is busy here on Earth, maybe he used the hotline.

By: Kensington

Kensington — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 02:39:36 +0000

How exactly did he nudge Jesus from Hell?

By: Fallon

Fallon — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 01:51:09 +0000

Why an Argentinian? Why not a Venezuelan if he had The Big Guy's ear?

By: steebo77

steebo77 — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 01:20:02 +0000

Maduro attacks his opponents by calling them gay jews.

Blake on March 13, 2013 at 8:57 PM

So did Chávez.

By: steebo77

steebo77 — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 01:19:36 +0000

This man isn’t even constitutionally supposed to be president since Chávez was never sworn in. Where is the outcry from the leftist media about the pre-election coup?

By: Blake

Blake — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:57:20 +0000

Maduro attacks his opponents by calling them gay jews.

By: chimney sweep

chimney sweep — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:41:39 +0000

What is in the water in Venezuela?

rbj

The same stuff that’s in DC’s water.

By: Resist We Much

Resist We Much — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:36:11 +0000

Venezuela’s government is like if Rep. Hank Johnson was our president. Just layers of crazy. Jim-Rose on March 13, 2013 at 8:09 PM

President Hank Johnson would rename Guam and call it "Lilliput" and, as Commander-in-Chief, he would order all "abnormally small" Marines to be stationed there. Dem rep: I’m deeply sorry for calling abnormally small people “midgets”

By: Resist We Much

Resist We Much — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:31:33 +0000

So, why didn’t Hugo nudge Jesus and ask him to cure his cancer, genius?

By: viking01

viking01 — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:29:58 +0000

Oh, come on…

Everyone knows it’s because of the sternly worded letter Peanut Carter sent God….