Comments on: Dude? http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/ Headlines from the Hot Air authors Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:17:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: BigGator5 http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/comment-page-1/#comment-2279901 BigGator5 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 14:14:06 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=244120#comment-2279901 What has science done!?!

Also, my zombie plan:

Me | Reality | Zombie

]]> By: Chaz706 http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/comment-page-1/#comment-2279770 Chaz706 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:07:21 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=244120#comment-2279770

With a knife.

sharrukin on February 22, 2013 at 8:59 PM

A HA! So they really DID invent can openers first! /sarc

]]> By: sharrukin http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/comment-page-1/#comment-2279764 sharrukin Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:59:52 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=244120#comment-2279764

Which leads to the question: how’d they open cans then?

Chaz706 on February 22, 2013 at 8:52 PM

With a knife.

]]> By: Chaz706 http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/comment-page-1/#comment-2279759 Chaz706 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:52:18 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=244120#comment-2279759

Well, don’t they always say the can opener was invented before the can?

ParisParamus on February 22, 2013 at 6:42 PM

They say that but that wasn’t the case. The Can was invented first.

Which leads to the question: how’d they open cans then?

]]> By: Reno_Dave http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/comment-page-1/#comment-2279748 Reno_Dave Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:09:53 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=244120#comment-2279748 At first I thought they had made a Horta, but reading further, I realized that it was just an incredibly detailed, instant fossil.

]]> By: TexasDan http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/comment-page-1/#comment-2279730 TexasDan Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:38:58 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=244120#comment-2279730 Sadly, they’re non-functional. Just the structures are preserved in great detail.

Still it’s worth soaking Helen Thomas in the stuff just to see what happens.

]]> By: CitizenEgg http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/comment-page-1/#comment-2279691 CitizenEgg Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:47:24 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=244120#comment-2279691 The zombie apocalypse became a done deal once Pizza Hut came out with their own perfume. That combined with the legal to eat roadkill law just means there’s an option to hit and run…it’s now hit and devour the evidence. That’s how these things start.

]]> By: ParisParamus http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/comment-page-1/#comment-2279689 ParisParamus Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:42:25 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=244120#comment-2279689 Well, don’t they always say the can opener was invented before the can?

]]> By: sharrukin http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/comment-page-1/#comment-2279683 sharrukin Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:07:11 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=244120#comment-2279683 I love zombie movies but Jeebus people. Maybe you guys need to start watching a few of them as well.

]]> By: portlandon http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/02/22/dude-1692/comment-page-1/#comment-2279682 portlandon Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:05:42 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=244120#comment-2279682 We are the engineers of our own destruction.

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