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Researchers have developed mammalian “zombie” cells that can actually function more effectively after dying.
By replicating a near-perfect version of a living mammalian cell, University of New Mexico researchers have created cells that not only look identical, but are also more apt to survive adverse conditions than the living organisms they were modeled after.
Sandia National Laboratories researchers, along with the University of New Mexico, created the cells by placing free-floating mammal cells into a petri dish and coating them with a silicic acid solution. For reasons that the study says are still “partially unclear,” the silicic acid enters and embalms every organelle in the cells.









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Oh frack….
Gotta dig out the “Zombie Survival Manual”
ProfShadow on February 22, 2013 at 6:04 PM
We are the engineers of our own destruction.
portlandon on February 22, 2013 at 6:05 PM
I love zombie movies but Jeebus people. Maybe you guys need to start watching a few of them as well.
sharrukin on February 22, 2013 at 6:07 PM
Well, don’t they always say the can opener was invented before the can?
ParisParamus on February 22, 2013 at 6:42 PM
The zombie apocalypse became a done deal once Pizza Hut came out with their own perfume. That combined with the legal to eat roadkill law just means there’s an option to hit and run…it’s now hit and devour the evidence. That’s how these things start.
CitizenEgg on February 22, 2013 at 6:47 PM
Sadly, they’re non-functional. Just the structures are preserved in great detail.
Still it’s worth soaking Helen Thomas in the stuff just to see what happens.
TexasDan on February 22, 2013 at 7:38 PM
At first I thought they had made a Horta, but reading further, I realized that it was just an incredibly detailed, instant fossil.
Reno_Dave on February 22, 2013 at 8:09 PM
They say that but that wasn’t the case. The Can was invented first.
Which leads to the question: how’d they open cans then?
Chaz706 on February 22, 2013 at 8:52 PM
With a knife.
sharrukin on February 22, 2013 at 8:59 PM
A HA! So they really DID invent can openers first! /sarc
Chaz706 on February 22, 2013 at 9:07 PM
What has science done!?!
Also, my zombie plan:
Me | Reality | Zombie
BigGator5 on February 23, 2013 at 9:14 AM