Comments on: Dude

By: Wanderlust

Wanderlust — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 14:02:05 +0000

I remember this little tidbit from Walter Lord's book, Incredible Victory, regarding the Murphy drip. From the Wikipedia article:

A curious anecdote involving the Murphy drip is related by Walter Lord in his book on the Battle of Midway. On 4 June 1942 Pharmacist's Mate Edwin Miller was stationed on Sand Island (part of the Midway Atoll) and was making ready for the expected Japanese attack. Miller prepared undrinkably strong coffee which, he claimed, was to be used in an "old fashioned" treatment for shock - administration of strong coffee through the rectum via a Murphy drip. When the attack got underway, Miller was joined by his commanding officer and doctor in charge, Lieutenant Commander A. E. Ady, who did not appear to know the medical purpose of the coffee and asked for some to be poured. Miller thought that it would be amusing to let his commander drink it, but made the mistake of also drinking some himself. Dr. Ady continued to tell jokes throughout the attack. Miller, however, paid for his practical joke and was sick.

Enjoy ;)

By: Count to 10

Count to 10 — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 13:38:49 +0000

I’m frankly surprised this isn’t hazardous to their health.

By: JetBoy

JetBoy — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 13:06:33 +0000

♫♪ The best part of waking up is Folgers in your …♪♪ justltl on February 8, 2013 at 11:39 PM

I prefer Chock Full of Nuts myself...

By: Amadeus

Amadeus — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 12:18:00 +0000

….. then they give it to Starbucks, which would explain why their coffee is so sh!tty.

By: Sharke

Sharke — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 08:31:20 +0000

Off the top of my head:

Crappuccino
Starfishbucks

By: Alberta_Patriot

Alberta_Patriot — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 07:35:03 +0000

Ok, so we have:

'We can't live without our coffee enemas': Meet the couple who inject caffeine into their colons at least four times a DAY

And...

The 'freaky' ritual takes five hours to prepare and execute, so the couple read, listen to music, and watch TV to relax while they administer the coffee enema

What is four times five? And how many hours are in a day? These people are either full of "dark roast", or they do not have time to work for a living, sleep, eat or perform the most basic hygiene. And I can't believe I read that much of this stupid article.

By: Kungfoochimp

Kungfoochimp — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 06:31:31 +0000

Trina prefers it warm and thick, ‘because I feel like it’s not as messy and drippy.’

The woman who had consumed over 900 gallons of her own urine is still the “winner”.

By: JustTruth101

JustTruth101 — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 05:14:29 +0000

I need to learn not to click on the “Dude” headlines.

By: Ugly

Ugly — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 05:05:29 +0000

♫♪ The best part of waking up is Folgers in your …♪♪ justltl on February 8, 2013 at 11:39 PM
I think you just won the internet… I spit coffee all over my chair. Kaptain Amerika on February 8, 2013 at 11:58 PM

Sure the tube didn't just slip out?

By: Kaptain Amerika

Kaptain Amerika — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 04:58:37 +0000

♫♪ The best part of waking up is Folgers in your …♪♪

justltl on February 8, 2013 at 11:39 PM

I think you just won the internet… I spit coffee all over my chair.