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Neither Trina nor Mike drink coffee, but they both have different preferences as to the kind they use.

While Mike favours a fine espresso grind, Trina prefers it warm and thick, ‘because I feel like it’s not as messy and drippy.’…

Mike confesses his first reaction to his wife’s habit was, ‘Oh my god, how disgusting.’ But he then gave it a try, ‘and now I am addicted,’ he says.

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Lemme guess.

Floridians, right?

lorien1973 on February 8, 2013 at 11:24 PM

On the new season of TLC’s My Strange Addiction, the St Petersburg, Florida, couple are obsessed with injecting the liquid into their colons with a hose, to cleanse their lower intestines.

Figures.

I hate my state sometimes.

lorien1973 on February 8, 2013 at 11:25 PM

Lemme guess.

Floridians, right?

lorien1973 on February 8, 2013 at 11:24 PM

OK, now guess what was written in the third sentence of the article you read.

Ronnie on February 8, 2013 at 11:28 PM

Better or worse out of context?

Trina prefers it warm and thick, ‘because I feel like it’s not as messy and drippy.’

steebo77 on February 8, 2013 at 11:32 PM

Why not mainline the coffee?

forest on February 8, 2013 at 11:37 PM

♫♪ The best part of waking up is Folgers in your …♪♪

justltl on February 8, 2013 at 11:39 PM

Well, I guess coffee is better than a gerbil.

Dollayo on February 8, 2013 at 11:51 PM

♫♪ The best part of waking up is Folgers in your …♪♪

justltl on February 8, 2013 at 11:39 PM

I think you just won the internet… I spit coffee all over my chair.

Kaptain Amerika on February 8, 2013 at 11:58 PM

♫♪ The best part of waking up is Folgers in your …♪♪

justltl on February 8, 2013 at 11:39 PM

I think you just won the internet… I spit coffee all over my chair.

Kaptain Amerika on February 8, 2013 at 11:58 PM

Sure the tube didn’t just slip out?

Ugly on February 9, 2013 at 12:05 AM

I need to learn not to click on the “Dude” headlines.

JustTruth101 on February 9, 2013 at 12:14 AM

Trina prefers it warm and thick, ‘because I feel like it’s not as messy and drippy.’

The woman who had consumed over 900 gallons of her own urine is still the “winner”.

Kungfoochimp on February 9, 2013 at 1:31 AM

Ok, so we have:

‘We can’t live without our coffee enemas’: Meet the couple who inject caffeine into their colons at least four times a DAY

And…

The ‘freaky’ ritual takes five hours to prepare and execute, so the couple read, listen to music, and watch TV to relax while they administer the coffee enema

What is four times five? And how many hours are in a day?

These people are either full of “dark roast”, or they do not have time to work for a living, sleep, eat or perform the most basic hygiene.

And I can’t believe I read that much of this stupid article.

Alberta_Patriot on February 9, 2013 at 2:35 AM

Off the top of my head:

Crappuccino
Starfishbucks

Sharke on February 9, 2013 at 3:31 AM

….. then they give it to Starbucks, which would explain why their coffee is so sh!tty.

Amadeus on February 9, 2013 at 7:18 AM

♫♪ The best part of waking up is Folgers in your …♪♪

justltl on February 8, 2013 at 11:39 PM

I prefer Chock Full of Nuts myself…

JetBoy on February 9, 2013 at 8:06 AM

I’m frankly surprised this isn’t hazardous to their health.

Count to 10 on February 9, 2013 at 8:38 AM

I remember this little tidbit from Walter Lord’s book, Incredible Victory, regarding the Murphy drip. From the Wikipedia article:

A curious anecdote involving the Murphy drip is related by Walter Lord in his book on the Battle of Midway. On 4 June 1942 Pharmacist’s Mate Edwin Miller was stationed on Sand Island (part of the Midway Atoll) and was making ready for the expected Japanese attack. Miller prepared undrinkably strong coffee which, he claimed, was to be used in an “old fashioned” treatment for shock – administration of strong coffee through the rectum via a Murphy drip. When the attack got underway, Miller was joined by his commanding officer and doctor in charge, Lieutenant Commander A. E. Ady, who did not appear to know the medical purpose of the coffee and asked for some to be poured. Miller thought that it would be amusing to let his commander drink it, but made the mistake of also drinking some himself. Dr. Ady continued to tell jokes throughout the attack. Miller, however, paid for his practical joke and was sick.

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