Deteriorata

Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three lefts do.
Wherever possible put people on “HOLD”.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you;
That lemon on your left for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls,
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.
Carefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan,
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
For a good time, call 606-4311.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog
Is finally getting enough cheese;
And reflect that whatever fortunes may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Sioux City.
You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not,
The Universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive him to be,
Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up.

–From the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album.

Okay. You’re a prevaricator, then.

kingsjester on February 4, 2013 at 1:38 PM

Didn’t they used to roam the earth in the Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period?

gwelf on February 4, 2013 at 1:22 PM

Well said.

Okay. You’re a prevaricator, then.

VS

Religious: My actions today will echo throughout eternity. So I’ll live life to the fullest knowing that my actions matter.

The latter seems more powerful to me than the former – though both can increase one’s appreciation for one’s time in life.

Evangelical atheists in the Western tradition have the great fortune of having been born into cultures and societies which have Judeo/Christian foundations.

gwelf on February 4, 2013 at 12:03 PM

Exactly.

Shy Guy on February 4, 2013 at 12:06 PM

Good answer. And, thank you. (As I tuck away that info for later perusal.)

I can see the argument (in the article) in one sense – knowing there is an end can make my life more precious. But, notice it only makes my life more precious. It gives me no particular reason to think other lives are also precious – at least not to anyone but themselves.

Knowing that each and every person is a creation of God makes them all precious – even the unwanted unborn ones.