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Coming soon to Abbottabad: An amusement park
Plans to build a £19m amusement park in the town where Osama bin Laden was killed by US special forces have been revealed.
The 50-acre site on the edge of Abbottabad would include a zoo, adventure sports facilities, restaurants and artificial waterfalls.
Officials in the northwestern Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province hope the project will boost tourism but denied it was intended to improve the town’s image after the bin Laden raid.
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I came for the “shoot teenage schoolgirls in the face” log ride, but I stayed for the suicide bomber simulator. It is a simulator, right?
Jeddite on February 4, 2013 at 10:52 PM
It’s working already. I’m amused.
Dusty on February 4, 2013 at 10:52 PM
Come ride the Osam-A-Whirl
Mark1971 on February 4, 2013 at 10:55 PM
Soooo … is it going to be Osamaland?
Or Obamaland?
Don’t forget the grenade toss (into the infidel house of worship)!
CPT. Charles on February 4, 2013 at 10:57 PM
Who’s up for a rousing game of “Dodge the Predator”?
HotAirian on February 4, 2013 at 10:59 PM
RPG shooting gallery
Mark1971 on February 4, 2013 at 10:59 PM
This thread needs to be on the main page.
How about “U-pilot the airliner” ride?
arnold ziffel on February 4, 2013 at 11:05 PM
The Tunnel of Hate
Mark1971 on February 4, 2013 at 11:09 PM
I can’t wait for the “It’s a Small Caliphate” ride to open.
steebo77 on February 4, 2013 at 11:21 PM
The 40 Virgins VR ride??
The Obama skeet shooting gallery?
Can you draw faster than a SEAL Team 6 operator?
Play “Hide-Like-An-International-Terrorist”??
ted c on February 4, 2013 at 11:28 PM
The Pirates of Somalia
Mark1971 on February 4, 2013 at 11:30 PM
The Infidel Beheading Contest?
Will they sell explosive shoes, suicide vests, and other assorted trinkets in the gift shop????
ted c on February 4, 2013 at 11:30 PM
Come Fly A Crop Duster?
Anthrax: The Ride
Uncle Mohammed’s Chemical Laboratory?
ted c on February 4, 2013 at 11:33 PM
Waterboarding For Dollars?
ted c on February 4, 2013 at 11:34 PM
Play “What You Got Under That Burkha, Sister?”
ted c on February 4, 2013 at 11:43 PM
Old and busted: Splash Mountain.
New hotness: Plane Crash Mountain.
steebo77 on February 4, 2013 at 11:57 PM
Isn’t Abbottabad next to Costellobad? I think Costellobad is te bigger of the two.
vcferlita on February 5, 2013 at 12:05 AM
Acid Attack!
tom daschle concerned on February 5, 2013 at 12:07 AM
Stone the Jew target range
Great Moments with President LincolnMohammed greatest beheading.Pirates of Somalia!
Oil Can on February 5, 2013 at 12:18 AM
Ewwwww!…
The Camel and Goat
PettingFondling Zoo really creeps me out.viking01 on February 5, 2013 at 12:54 AM
I thought it was against Sharia to have a good time? Wonder what they will do the first time the over-the-top ride has the ladies’ burquas flop over their heads?
GWB on February 5, 2013 at 10:57 AM