Comments on: The “Jeopardy!”-winning super computer is going to college http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/ Headlines from the Hot Air authors Wed, 22 May 2013 03:46:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Feedie http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/comment-page-1/#comment-2261991 Feedie Fri, 01 Feb 2013 06:03:01 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=240843#comment-2261991

Hey AP – this is really scraping the bottom. Just saying.
platypus on January 31, 2013 at 10:09 PM

You mean the story or NBC? :)

]]> By: Hog Wild http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/comment-page-1/#comment-2261977 Hog Wild Fri, 01 Feb 2013 05:16:01 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=240843#comment-2261977 Send him to Harvard, he’ll fit right in.

Know nothing pre programmed sack of s#it that will ruin the lives of others.

I’m actually looking forward to a judgement day or zombie apocolypse to thin out the herd.

Harsh conditions, survival instincts, and a willingness to fight might just come in handy.

Nothing changes for me. I won’t be sitting on my couch sucking on a crack pipe waiting for a check to arrive no matter what happens.

Those who do, might be in trouble.

Computers have no problem deleting useless files… they even make programs to do just that very thing.

On second thought… perhaps Watson in charge might not be so bad?

]]> By: MelonCollie http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/comment-page-1/#comment-2261959 MelonCollie Fri, 01 Feb 2013 04:42:01 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=240843#comment-2261959 Don’t let it go online. If it downloads copies of System Shock 1 & 2, it might get very bad ideas.

]]> By: Fenris http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/comment-page-1/#comment-2261891 Fenris Fri, 01 Feb 2013 03:40:40 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=240843#comment-2261891 I should’ve just until Bishop posted; same idea but much funnier.

]]> By: RavingLunatic http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/comment-page-1/#comment-2261883 RavingLunatic Fri, 01 Feb 2013 03:28:25 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=240843#comment-2261883 Who are you to dissent, you miserable worthless peon?”

]]> By: RavingLunatic http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/comment-page-1/#comment-2261879 RavingLunatic Fri, 01 Feb 2013 03:26:47 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=240843#comment-2261879 Will Watson become a liberal, or will he rebel and think for himself?

Fenris on January 31, 2013 at 10:12 PM

No matter his its decisions, Watson WILL always claim allegiance to the Liberal cause. His builders will see to it.

See, even super-duper-puper-computers agree with Obama. Who are you to dissent peon”

Reminds me of 2112: “Our great computers…”

]]> By: Bishop http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/comment-page-1/#comment-2261877 Bishop Fri, 01 Feb 2013 03:24:31 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=240843#comment-2261877 It will then go to Harvard, be appointed president of the Harvard Law Review, change its name to Abdul Hassan Sharia, have a laptop ghost-write its autobiography, and eventually declare itself the equal of every computer that came before it.

]]> By: John the Libertarian http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/comment-page-1/#comment-2261870 John the Libertarian Fri, 01 Feb 2013 03:14:43 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=240843#comment-2261870 Ha! You’ll have to fry its CPU before you can indoctrinate it.

]]> By: Fenris http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/comment-page-1/#comment-2261868 Fenris Fri, 01 Feb 2013 03:12:43 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=240843#comment-2261868 Will Watson become a liberal, or will he rebel and think for himself?

]]> By: platypus http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2013/01/31/the-jeopardy-winning-super-computer-is-going-to-college/comment-page-1/#comment-2261865 platypus Fri, 01 Feb 2013 03:09:08 +0000 http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=240843#comment-2261865 Hey AP – this is really scraping the bottom. Just saying.

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