What country is this?

This is an Onion piece, right?

visions on January 31, 2013 at 6:29 PM

Oh no, it’s very real. I know when I sat through the video, it made me extremely angry. I don’t like it when somebody tries to instruct me on how to be a good little cowering victim because they have denied me the ability to protect myself.

oh sure, the killer will get scared and run away just because you held up a pair of scissors and glared angrily at him XD

The irony of this is that I work where we build stuff that blows up. Our products make sidearms look like pea shooters. Yet we are by policy prevented from being able to carry when on site and are also prevented from having firearms in our vehicles when on plant premises.
AZfederalist on January 31, 2013 at 5:33 PM

Oh, you build the Chevy Volt!

Yep, but they get the sharp kind and we get the little kid scissors.

arnold ziffel on January 31, 2013 at 5:54 PM

Only trained professional law enforcement personnel need sharp pointy scissors. You don’t need an assault scissor to skin a deer.

So is the Secret Service switching to scissors?

KenInIL on January 31, 2013 at 5:50 PM

Yep, but they get the sharp kind and we get the little kid scissors.