Confirmed: Hitler’s toilet is in New Jersey
Kohfeldt pointed out to me that the toilet has all the traits of a toilet from a ship—including an open side slot for seawater to be pumped in. The knobs on the faucet bear text written in Blackletter—the famous and classically German family of typefaces that Hitler adored. (The Nazis, in 1933, chased typographer Jan Tschichold out of Germany for advocating use of sans-serif fonts instead of Blackletter, among other design travesties.) The toilet has been a “functional tourist attraction” since 1952, Kohfeldt said. People would take road trips—as I had—just to see it. (Indeed, the toilet is listed in Roadside America’s online guide.)
But last year, the toilet finally did make it to London as Hitler intended, when a British game show—Four Rooms, a lot like a British version of Antiques Roadshow—flew Kohfeldt and the toilet out to appear on the air to be sold. Although they couldn’t find a buyer, Kohfeldt said he was happy to accept the free trip and relished an opportunity to mock the Führer by taking the toilet to places Adolf only dreamed of.
While Kohfeldt seems proud of his object’s notoriety, he seems remarkably unexcited by the fact that he owns Hitler’s toilet. This may be because the story of Hitler’s possessions in Florence only begins with his toilet.









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How can you tell the toilet from the rest of New Jersey!? Ohhooo, I’lll be here all week.
Warner Todd Huston on January 29, 2013 at 10:43 PM
Chris Christie can fit on New Jersey…
phreshone on January 29, 2013 at 11:01 PM
How can you tell the toilet from the rest of New Jersey!? Ohhooo, I’lll be here all week.
Warner Todd Huston on January 29, 2013 at 10:43 PM
I always felt Staten Island smelled worse.
Logus on January 29, 2013 at 11:03 PM
Hitler’s toilet is in New Jersey?
There’s a Spike Jones’ song in there somewhere.
Captain Kirock on January 29, 2013 at 11:06 PM
My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersey.
[rimshot]
With apologies to Rodney.
The Rogue Tomato on January 29, 2013 at 11:06 PM
Is it tolled per flush?
nobar on January 29, 2013 at 11:08 PM
Sounds about right.
joekenha on January 29, 2013 at 11:25 PM
I would totally pay a dollar to drop a deuce in this.
JollyRoger on January 29, 2013 at 11:26 PM
Now if it was only above his grave.
Oil Can on January 29, 2013 at 11:30 PM
Does anyone like King of the Hitler? This ain’t just any toilet! It’s Hitler’s toilet! Five hundred dollars!
Transpo on January 29, 2013 at 11:31 PM
King of the Hill*
Got ahead of myself there
Transpo on January 29, 2013 at 11:32 PM
Actually, Flushing sounds perfect.
Shy Guy on January 29, 2013 at 11:33 PM
..in the company of greatness here, I can only offer this: the missed capitalistic opportunity of them not only charging admission to see it but also a financial premium for actually taking a dump on it.
Just think about it!
..or don’t
The War Planner on January 29, 2013 at 11:46 PM
So that’s why Jersey smells like sh***.
aebloo on January 29, 2013 at 11:53 PM
Oh big deal. It’s not like it had a map of London engraved on the inside and played waltzes when he flushed it.
Seth Halpern on January 30, 2013 at 12:03 AM
Best comment on the article: “New Jersey is Hitler’s toilet.”
alflauren on January 30, 2013 at 12:20 AM
In 70 years, they’ll be writing about obama’s toilet.
Ronnie on January 30, 2013 at 1:00 AM
This could be worth a fortune: does anyone know where to find Bismark’s sink?
Some people would say I’m a little potty.
Shy Guy on January 30, 2013 at 2:16 AM
Fixed for accuracy.
bigmacdaddy on January 30, 2013 at 6:21 AM
Just a matter of time, I suppose.
BigGator5 on January 30, 2013 at 7:29 AM
Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!
SagebrushPuppet on January 30, 2013 at 7:45 AM
YouTube humor aside, Fegelein.
Shy Guy on January 30, 2013 at 9:03 AM