Some of my opponents will say…

The Rogue Tomato on January 22, 2013 at 4:29 PM

I have a dream to crucify those who act in self-defense against one who, if I had a son, would look like him; I have a dream that those who arrest an older person who looked like my father, if I ever saw my father, would be smeared as “acting stupidly”. I have a dream of $1+ trillion deficits as long as the eye can see, and calling those who balk at that divisive, mean, angry, and hateful. I have a dream today.

That is excellent!

Resistance is futile.

The Barak Obama Do It Yourself Speech Kit:

Preamble: this must consist of varying portions or iterations of the following; [Place in any order you choose]

“Folks are hurtin’.” [This must be said with feeling, to show caring.]

“We have to invest in the future.” [Translation; Spend Spend Spend!]

“We need a balanced approach.” [Remember, this means Tax Increases so make it sound reasonalbe.]

“My hope and expectation is that we can put country before party and get something done for the American people.”
[This is the crux of the speech, this is where it is emphasized that any disagreement is tantamount to Treason.]

[At this point it is important to have an agenda list that will consist of proposals. Use the following skeleton to introduce each of the agenda items.]

— Obama Introduce a Subject on the Agenda —

“Some would say…” [Insert here a quotation of something No One ever says.]

“let me be perfectly clear…” [This is the place for obfuscation about the subject and any position regarding the subject.]

“We cannot simply just…” [This is where you mention something that would the exact solution to the problem and the American People know it, i.e. "we cannot simply just drill for all the oil we need."]

“make no mistake about…” [Here is where the Exact Opposite of any of the things which are to take place are stated.]

“I reject the false choice that some would…” [Again, reiterate quotations that No One has ever said followed by Him vs. an idiotic extrapolation of any Republican position.]

“I have ordered my team to…” [Doesn't matter what actions you fill in here, they aren't going to do it.]

— Repeat as needed for new subjects —

Then, in closing you must include a reference to the Bush Administration and “The Failed Policies of the Past.” that we cannot go back to.

[ ] Let crippled children die in a fire
[ ] We shouldn’t care about the sick and elderly
[ ] Arm everyone with RPGs and kill women, children, and puppies
[ ] All of the above

…but I say, that’s not the America we deserve.