“I’m the liberal Reagan. Deal with it.”
Finally, to all the centrist wise men and reasonable-sounding conservatives — how do you like me now? You said I couldn’t get re-elected unless I was more bipartisan, more moderate, more Clintonian. You blamed me for Washington’s gridlock and assumed the country would as well. You said I should campaign on Simpson-Bowles, of all things, instead of social issues.
Well, guess what? I did it my way, and it worked. I got tax increases without entitlement cuts, I flipped the script on the culture war, and now Marco Rubio is going to help me pass an immigration bill. I’m still up for a grand bargain, but I don’t need one: The economy’s limping back, the deficit should stabilize in the short run, and the long term — well, that’s my successor’s problem. I’d like to win on gun control and climate change, but I’ll settle for making the case and seeing whether a Biden administration (you only think I’m kidding) can finish the job.
Sure, second terms can be dicey propositions. But as long as I don’t get impeached or start a land war in Asia, I’m feeling pretty good about my legacy.
And oh, you centrist chin-strokers who kept saying I was no Clinton? You were absolutely right.
I’m the liberal Reagan. Deal with it.











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I threw up a little in my mouth.
John the Libertarian on January 20, 2013 at 9:22 PM
FIFH
The Rogue Tomato on January 20, 2013 at 9:24 PM
Ahahahaha
Bwahahahaha!
*hack*-*hack*- AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HitNRun on January 20, 2013 at 9:28 PM
He’s right because we’re now living in Bizarro World. Reagan was Superman and Obama is just a bumbling idiot hell bent on our destruction.
jawkneemusic on January 20, 2013 at 9:30 PM
No, you are the turd in the American punch bowl, the one those from the Founding Fathers through John Kennedy tried to protect us against. You are the anti-America.
petefrt on January 20, 2013 at 9:36 PM
i know t his is supposed to be funny..so ha, ha.
comparisons to Reagan are just a device he uses. I think he really sees himself as Lincoln. Freeing those shackled by social, economic, environmental injustice from their oppressors. And winning the war against the new confederacy…i.e. the bitter clingers who side with the oppressors.
r keller on January 20, 2013 at 9:36 PM
I’m impressed they were able to get the overall tone so close to reality.
Well done.
rogerb on January 20, 2013 at 9:39 PM
Reagan wasn’t black and if Obama wasn’t he would still be in Chicago.
Cindy Munford on January 20, 2013 at 9:40 PM
SICKENING,
fossten on January 20, 2013 at 9:43 PM
I thought Barky was the liberal Lincoln; Bobo can’t stop interjecting the Tall Man into every aspect of his own self.
Bishop on January 20, 2013 at 9:43 PM
Nah.
Even getting to Chicago came after a long string of affirmative action “achievements.”
I like Mark Steyn’s phraseology for the career of BHO, from a few years ago when we all deluded ourselves that America would take an interest in the qualifications of their president and come to their senses.
HitNRun on January 20, 2013 at 9:44 PM
I love a great piece of fiction.
hawkdriver on January 20, 2013 at 9:44 PM
Yeah…sure he is.
Look media you’re helping him become Lincoln in a funhouse mirror or SCOAMF Marx
harlekwin15 on January 20, 2013 at 9:44 PM
Kind of weird that he wants to be anyone but himself.
Cindy Munford on January 20, 2013 at 9:45 PM
According to his advisors,Obysmal thinks that he is the government.
http://www.examiner.com/article/obama-advisers-obama-s-theory-of-government-is-he-is-the-government
onlineanalyst on January 20, 2013 at 9:47 PM
From your linked article
And the media continues licking his jackboots.
tom daschle concerned on January 20, 2013 at 9:54 PM
Daddy issues, narcissist, if the man ever opened up honestly to a psychologist you could write a very long book about it.
Bishop on January 20, 2013 at 9:54 PM
Reagan was was Reagan due to getting Democrats to vote for him in droves. Obama didn’t get any Republicans in great numbers to vote for him. He just got the minorities to the polls in droves.
Big difference.
To this day I do not have a single friend that voted for Obama that can tell me a single solitary policy of Obama’s they prefer over Romney’s. They voted due to cult of personality and nothing more.
American Idol Presidency. A far cry from Reagan.
ButterflyDragon on January 20, 2013 at 9:55 PM
two words
sickle cell
tommy-t on January 20, 2013 at 9:56 PM
I think a ton of white folks voted for The Won, between white guilt and the supposed choice of Sarah Palin, they had all the excuses they needed.
Cindy Munford on January 20, 2013 at 10:04 PM
Hey, just a few days ago I was wondering what happened to you. Haven’t seen you here for a small while. Glad yer back!
petefrt on January 20, 2013 at 10:04 PM
He’s not wrong.
I hate him, but he’s not wrong.
portlandon on January 20, 2013 at 10:07 PM
That’s an official oxymoron. It’s right up there with Jumbo Shrimp, Minor Crisis and Clearly Confused.
HotAirian on January 20, 2013 at 10:15 PM
I
I was in Virginia with only one computer. The withdraw was fierce. Glad to be back but I will be starting my part time job so I may be around less.
Cindy Munford on January 20, 2013 at 10:18 PM
I’ve met a few people like this – they’re psychotic in the medical sense, not the colloquial one.
CorporatePiggy on January 20, 2013 at 11:05 PM
I give that troll a C-.
I’m grading on a curve.
Moesart on January 20, 2013 at 11:14 PM
I agree. Though I will say that being the liberal Reagan is much easier than being the
real Resgan. Reagan manages to flatline the decades old liberal trend of expanding government power and spending. Those that followed Reagan began the return to the liberal norm and Obama has skyrocketed us past the norm.
gwelf on January 21, 2013 at 12:54 AM
four words
racist dork, get lost
elfman on January 21, 2013 at 7:24 AM
A “limping” economy can’t even begin to generate enough revenue to support all the insane spending Obama’s been doing. As for the deficit, it’s “stabilizing in the short run” at over a Trillion dollars a year. And somehow I can’t imagine either Mr. Reagan or Mr. Lincoln, both of whom were honorable men, running up astronomical debt that the country can never hope to repay, and shrugging it off as somebody else’s problem.
“But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?”
AZCoyote on January 21, 2013 at 7:37 AM
I spent one minute trying to imagine a “liberal Reagan”, and it was more frightening than playing Silent Hill on Halloween at midnight.
The mirror-image of him is such an evil man I don’t even want to describe it.
MelonCollie on January 21, 2013 at 11:00 AM