Comments on: The smoking-gun proof that Manti Te’o is innocent?

By: Knott Buyinit

Knott Buyinit — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:42:14 +0000

You think his girlfriend was a fantasy? Notre Dame’s official roster shows him as 6’2″ and 255 lbs. The amazing thing is, if Alabama’s defense had handled Texas A&M’ QB as well as they did Notre Dame’s, Te’o would very likely have been the 2012 Heisman Trophy winner.

By: SagebrushPuppet

SagebrushPuppet — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:36:36 +0000

It’s a fair cop.

By: Ward Cleaver

Ward Cleaver — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:36:33 +0000

In other news, Diane O’Meara is hot. Maybe Manti can get a date with her.

By: Logus

Logus — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:21:11 +0000

Burn him! Burn him! …

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:16:17 +0000

Te’o turned me into a newt!

By: Flange

Flange — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:15:58 +0000

Build a bridge out of him!

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:15:49 +0000

No you silly, your suppose to tie him to a weight and throw him into a lake. If he floats he’s innocent.

nobar on January 19, 2013 at 12:12 PM

Who is this who is so wise in the ways of witches?

By: right2bright

right2bright — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:13:47 +0000

Blake on January 19, 2013 at 11:59 AM

Yes, this is what waterboarding was invented for…

By: nobar

nobar — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:12:25 +0000

There is a sure fire way to get to the truth: Stick his hand in boiling oil. If it doesn’t heal in a week — he’s lying.

Blake on January 19, 2013 at 11:59 AM

No you silly, your suppose to tie him to a weight and throw him into a lake. If he floats he’s innocent.

By: Blake

Blake — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 16:59:44 +0000

There is a sure fire way to get to the truth: Stick his hand in boiling oil. If it doesn’t heal in a week — he’s lying.