Build the Death Star
The Ultimate Jobs Program
This is something of a politically sensitive subject, since the Rebel Alliance never formally apologized to the Galactic Empire for the deaths of huge numbers of Imperials on the first Death Star at the Battle of Yavin, much less for the deaths of those crewman and non-combatant contractors killed on the significantly larger Second Death Star, destroyed while under construction near the forest moon of Endor. The Rebels confirmed that at least 1.16 million Imperials were killed in the destruction of the first Death star, though the Empire contests this number and sets the toll of the “Yavin Massacre” in the almost certainly hyperbolic range of 800 million to 1 billion range. But even the conservative number would mean over a million new jobs created by a fully operational American Death Star, and perhaps five times as many temporary construction and support jobs. Six million new jobs would cut the number of jobless in half and bring the U3 unemployment back below the mythic 4 percent line.









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Space Piranhas would be affected by building the Death Star, so there will have to be a 10 year impact study before even contemplating construction.
Bishop on December 26, 2012 at 8:11 PM
Julia Louis-Dreyfus weighing in:
Valkyriepundit on December 26, 2012 at 8:21 PM
Hey, I`m all for militarizing space. You know the Chinese are gonna do it anyways…… Sorry, for a second I took this story seriously.
ThePrez on December 26, 2012 at 8:22 PM
More infrastructure! Let’s build a bridge!
Kraken on December 26, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Protip: Don’t get your political thoughts from Clerks.
lorien1973 on December 26, 2012 at 8:37 PM
I think Star Wars is the wrong movie for inspiration. Go back a few years earlier to Dark Star. That movie has planet destruction and Cartesian criticism.
An Objectivist on December 26, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Well, we could build the Enterprise. It’s already planned out.
Dongemaharu on December 26, 2012 at 9:22 PM
So many morons, not enough time.
I’m dying to find out what happened with this multiplier in the last 4 years. Government spending has gone up, but it’s outpacing GDP.
How in the world can that be?
And if you can magically create wealth with this multiplier, then why isn’t the government just sending million dollar checks to every single household to fix the economy and get rid of the debt?
ButterflyDragon on December 26, 2012 at 9:26 PM
Or we could build something useful for a change.
Browncoatone on December 26, 2012 at 9:30 PM
but, but, but didn’t rmoney already buil that?
renalin on December 26, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Nope. You don’t build a death star with ex-flapjack flippers.
OldEnglish on December 26, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Not enough steel in the world to do it and how you going to get the steel to space… Liberals don’t live on this planet anyway so maybe they can build it at their planet.
Kaptain Amerika on December 26, 2012 at 10:02 PM
I like the idea, but I think we should make a couple of small changes.
First, replace the death laser or whatever with a giant speaker. Then change the name to the Def Star and play Def Leppard at volume 11 all day and all night all over the Earth. Hell yeah.
Ars Moriendi on December 26, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Actually violates a treaty.
Knott Buyinit on December 26, 2012 at 10:32 PM
With cost overruns typical for government projects, it would end up costing several quintillion dollars.
Reno_Dave on December 26, 2012 at 10:32 PM