Finally: Bacon-scented shaving cream

For $14.99, you can purchase a limited-edition can of what creator J&D’s Foods suggests “is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with.” …

However, the bacon shaving cream is being produced in a limited run of 2,500. Let’s hope that has nothing to do with the rumored bacon shortage threatening our collective futures.

Still, covering your face in bacon-scented shaving cream does pose its share of risks. The self-described “Bacontrepreneurs” at J&D’s offer a fair warning to anyone using their new shaving cream: “Prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears.”