Daily Mail
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‘I couldn’t breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn’t tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.’
He said that with his last reserves of strength he had managed to extricate himself from the woman’s vice-like grip and fled naked to a neighbour and demanded he called the police.
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What is he – queer?
OldEnglish on November 23, 2012 at 9:51 PM
I don’t believe it….
ted c on November 23, 2012 at 9:52 PM
People who write stories like this without an accompanying pic of the murderous bazongas should be fired and never allowed to work in journalism again.
clearbluesky on November 23, 2012 at 9:55 PM
The Jury will.
astonerii on November 23, 2012 at 9:56 PM
He’s suing? He caught teh ghey, apparently.
lorien1973 on November 23, 2012 at 9:57 PM
If I’m the judge:
“Pictures, or it didn’t happen.”
CurtZHP on November 23, 2012 at 9:59 PM
Oh sure, they a have a picture of the guy… WTH?
yubley on November 23, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Wait. She weighs 126 pounds; he weighs 182. Aaaand she overpowered him then tried to smother him with her 38DD breasts. Sounds like a scene from a 70s Woody Allen movie, don’t it?
Ladysmith CulchaVulcha on November 23, 2012 at 10:04 PM
There’s worse ways to go.
CW on November 23, 2012 at 10:04 PM
C’mon buddy, if she was trying to suffocate you, she would have sat on your face.
keep the change on November 23, 2012 at 10:08 PM
What a away to go.
UltimateBob on November 23, 2012 at 10:11 PM
Death by teat…while getting screwed. Great metaphors for where America’s headed.
29Victor on November 23, 2012 at 10:12 PM
In the inevitable Porn-Comedy, I nominate Letha Weapons, the surgically-enhanced fleshpot who co-starred in John Wayne Bobbit: Uncut to play the would-be murderess.
Ladysmith CulchaVulcha on November 23, 2012 at 10:15 PM
I can think of a few exes I wish I had done that to…..
Sekhmet on November 23, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Fake. The boobs I mean.
boomer on November 23, 2012 at 10:48 PM
This. I doubt it’s possible to smother an adult with 38DDs.
jix on November 24, 2012 at 1:00 AM
LOL *gack* hahaha *barf* eww *puke*
Ugly on November 24, 2012 at 1:03 AM
…oh and *choke* & *wheeze*
Ugly on November 24, 2012 at 1:04 AM
The politically correct MSM strikes again.
BigGator5 on November 24, 2012 at 8:02 AM
Always trying to help “fill the gaps” in coverage:
http://elitedaily.com/elite/2012/man-escapes-death-wife-suffocate-motorboating-face-38dd-breasts/
NB: Nothing in the article said that this was the woman, but nothing said this wasn’t either.
ProfShadow on November 24, 2012 at 8:21 AM
She’s 126 pounds and has 38DD breasts?
Yet another reason to be careful when dating midgets.
CorporatePiggy on November 24, 2012 at 8:25 AM
meh .. a close friend just had reduction surgery & is still bigger than that.
(Sadly, not close-enuf to test-drive the new brrrrbbrbrbrbrbrbrb effect.)
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CaveatEmpty on November 24, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Hi, Miss Cupp!
Seth Halpern on November 24, 2012 at 9:14 AM