Comments on: “If your stomach is starting to obstruct the view of your manhood you shouldn’t ignore it”

By: eh

eh — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 03:00:21 +0000

OIt’s not the fat tissue but the underlying organs that kill you. If your belly is hanging out it means your abdominal wall is weak. Your guts are like a baloon; if you allow them room to eexpand, they’ll collect as much shit as you shovel in there. Next thing you know you’re passing less than a third of what you eat and absorbing none of it. Your circulatory system strains to make use of any of this tangled, clogged apparatus while your guts immune system works in overdrive all the time trying to cope with the rotting shit caked to your insides. Ten situps and a salad once in a while is all.

By: corncat

corncat — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:51:44 +0000

“If your stomach is starting to obstruct the view of your manhood you shouldn’t ignore it” — Oh. I was confused. I thought the headline had to do with the country returning Obama to office.

By: turfmann

turfmann — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:43:31 +0000

That won’t be an issue for me for another 200 lbs.

(OK, you knew that someone would offer us some sophomoric remark about the size of his johnson, so why not your old friend turfmann – after all, I haven’t progressed socially since I was twelve and never miss a Three Stooges marathon)

By: James

James — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:16:34 +0000

“If your stomach is starting to obstruct the view of your manhood you shouldn’t ignore it”

Oh, good…I can still get really fat.

By: portlandon

portlandon — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:07:37 +0000

You know why Dolly Pardon’s waist is so small?

Nothing grows in the shade.

Same principle with Fat Belly’s.

Poor Chris Christie.

By: portlandon

portlandon — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:06:14 +0000

Free Willy

By: Dire Straits

Dire Straits — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:04:08 +0000

Revivial of the “Dickydo” T-shirts??!!!??..

Dire Straits on November 9, 2012 at 7:03 PM

Fixed..

By: Jeddite

Jeddite — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:03:08 +0000

I don’t ignore it.

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By: Dire Straits

Dire Straits — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:03:06 +0000

Revivial odf the “Dickydo” T-shirts??!!!??..

By: SailorMark

SailorMark — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:01:58 +0000

They legalized caca in CO.

davidk on November 9, 2012 at 6:54 PM

You know, I’ve never had to worry about losing my job to a younger person because I out-work circles around them. Now, it’s going to be even easier with them choomin’ all the time. I’m for states’ rights, so what the hell. But watch them scream when the first state decides to ban abortion. Oh, they won’t like states’ rights then! Until then, they can live in their filth, and I will still take care of and love my family. Good to see you, brother.