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The man says he and his fellow witnesses “are positive that thing wasn’t a bear,” due to its apparent size. But the creature’s height is not obvious from the video and whatever it is, it seems to meet all the classic qualifications of what the Bigfoot community calls a “blobsquatch,” an ambiguous, shadowy image that puts Bigfoot in the eye of the beholder. [Tracking Belief in Bigfoot (Infographic)]
Beard Card estimated to Fox News 13 that the animal he saw was 2 or 3 feet (.61 to .91 meters) taller than his 6-foot-tall (1.83 m) brother. Black bears, the most common species of bear in North America and the only species that lives in Utah, measure between 5 and 7 feet (1.52 and 2.13 m) tall when standing on their hind legs.











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Shy Guy on November 6, 2012 at 10:45 PM
The rare high definition fake bigfoot sighting.
Well played.
lorien1973 on November 6, 2012 at 10:45 PM
300,000 deer end up as roadkill in the US every year along with millions of smaller mammals. Yet not a single bigfoot ever.
Bigfoot simply doesn’t exist.
Alberta_Patriot on November 6, 2012 at 10:50 PM
Please, quell my sorrows with more mythical creatures…
Glenn Jericho on November 6, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Butbutbutbut… What if Bigfoot KNOWS that cars are dangerous? I mean, they ALWAYS run away from people…
/loony
wearyman on November 6, 2012 at 11:04 PM
It could be a bear or a man in a suit or a bigfoot, if they exist, it’s pretty much impossible to tell, but it’s well done even if fiction.
If it’s a hunter in a gili suit then his camouflage needs some work.
FloatingRock on November 6, 2012 at 11:08 PM
Dear lord, are we really resorting to bigfoot already? Time to break out the whiskey ginger.
wte9 on November 6, 2012 at 11:12 PM
Hotair’s new format:
recipes and bigfoot blogging.
Clearly, it’s swing state analysis was Rock Solid, so it’s time to expand this empire into new territory.
lorien1973 on November 6, 2012 at 11:41 PM
ManBearPig..?
affenhauer on November 7, 2012 at 3:54 AM
I studied the motion and to me it looks like a guy in a winter coat getting up from taking a dump. It even looks like he hitches up his pants. So these guys take a video of somebody taking a crap and then run away when he’s done because they are afraid of being caught.
Frank Enstine on November 7, 2012 at 6:15 AM
You know bigfoot’s only a size 10
vcferlita on November 7, 2012 at 7:59 AM
A variation of an old joke:
Bigfoot is squatting in the woods while going to the bathroom and looks down to see a rabbit doing the same.
Bigfoot looks at the rabbit and says “Do you have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?”
The rabbit says “No.”
So Bigfoot picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.
(I’ll apologize in advance).
pain train on November 7, 2012 at 11:01 AM
All I know is that polls across the country registered 175 Sasquatch votes for Obama and 0 for Romney.
dockywocky on November 7, 2012 at 11:41 AM