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“Looked like he took my million and spent it all on weed”
Maher surmised that because Wednesday was Obama’s anniversary, “he apparently had the sex first and was completely spent” for the debate. He contrasted Romney looking “charged up” with Obama looking like Michael Jackson on diprivan.
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Reggie Love was part of the debate “prep”?
Rebar on October 6, 2012 at 12:39 PM
Snoop Dog approves this message.
reddevil on October 6, 2012 at 12:44 PM
When is he going to establish the Office of the President Reject?
ted c on October 6, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Poor Malia and Sasha: does anyone want their parents’ sex life joked about on national television?
Count to 10 on October 6, 2012 at 12:45 PM
He suffers from a chronic case of leg humper disease….
ted c on October 6, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Which accounts for all the chicken feathers found in the bathroom stall.
Red Creek on October 6, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Not weed. Blow. That’s what he looked like a half hour into the debate – a guy on the far side of a coke binge.
And like any cocaine user, he’s a whore for more. He’ll do anything to get his next line. When Mitt wins, somebody should send a drug dog team in the WH and see how bad it was.
platypus on October 6, 2012 at 12:47 PM
So many possible jokes……so little time……
KMC1 on October 6, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Can’t believe there’s not an official seal for this already.
Quisp on October 6, 2012 at 12:48 PM
There is. An overhead photo of a commode for the background.
platypus on October 6, 2012 at 12:51 PM
I hear he’s a pretty lame…uh…duck.
backwoods conservative on October 6, 2012 at 12:52 PM
And, he didn’t even invite you to be part of the Choom Gang. Poor Bill.
Fallon on October 6, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Daddy, did you plug that hole in your bong bowl yet?
ted c on October 6, 2012 at 12:53 PM
They’ll have to wait in line behind the team of exorcists.
Kataklysmic on October 6, 2012 at 12:55 PM
The empty toilet.
VegasRick on October 6, 2012 at 1:01 PM
I was thinking it was the opposite. He was preoccupied thinking about having to have sex with Michelle since it was their anniversary. I think I’d have that sick look on my face too if I knew that was what was waiting for me back in the room.
behiker on October 6, 2012 at 1:03 PM
LOL!!!
AsianGirlInTights on October 6, 2012 at 1:03 PM
The only “trip” Barackabama was on was an ego trip. He really believes he’s better than all of us.
SouthernGent on October 6, 2012 at 1:09 PM
If so, I would have to agree with him for the very first time.
Rebar on October 6, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Choom gang!
Snoop Dogg Promotes Ten Reasons To Not Vote For Mitt Romney
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albill on October 6, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Heh
Schadenfreude on October 6, 2012 at 1:17 PM
I found #5 on the reasons to vote for Obama particulary persuasive.
Kataklysmic on October 6, 2012 at 1:17 PM
LIVING WILL FORM
I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.
If after a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for: (Check appropriate items): a Martini ______, a Margarita ______, a Scotch and soda ______, a Bloody Mary______, a beer ______, a Gin and Tonic _______, a Glass of Chardonnay ______, a Steak ______, Lobster or crab legs ______, the TV remote control ______, a bowl of ice cream ______, the sports page______, Sex______, or Chocolate_______, it should be presumed that I won’t ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come and do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature:________________________Date:__________
P.S. I hear that in Ireland there is a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don’t even need embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place, PLEASE pass it on.
Amendment #1:
Should I become incapacitated as described above, DO NOT PULL THE PLUG until after I have voted against Barack Obama by absentee ballot in the November 2012 election.
Schadenfreude on October 6, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Yes, that was one of my favorites, too.
albill on October 6, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Just so we are all clear… it would have been totally racist if anyone but a democrat mega-donor had said that.
pitythefool on October 6, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Keep an eye out for this scandal, which Obama is trying to block.
Schadenfreude on October 6, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Alternate headline: Bill Maher actually funny for first time in 4 years.
CJ on October 6, 2012 at 3:18 PM