The undoing of Storybook Man
For a guy who supposedly gives wonderful speeches, he rarely persuades the unpersuaded or inspires those he didn’t already have at “hello.” That’s partly the fault of his speechwriters, who always did him the disservice of producing the kind of pedantic and clichéd boilerplate that Obama mistook for soaring oratory. He thought he smashed through the Democratic primaries like a battering ram through concrete when he mostly pushed on open doors.
As president, he’s convinced himself that he is a policy wonk with a deeper understanding of the machinery of government and the mysteries of the economy than even his advisers. And yet he had to learn on the job that “shovel-ready jobs” were magic beans sold to him by party hacks hungry for pork. He bought a stimulus that only stimulated political cronies. In the debate, he touted windmills and solar power as the energy sources of the future as if he still honestly believed that.
The media’s infatuation with Obama and/or their contempt for his critics only served to reinforce his delusions. When the press laughs at all of your jokes and takes your glib excuses as profound insights, the inevitable result is a kind of flabby narcissism. Kings can be forgiven for thinking they are the greatest poets when the court weeps at their clunky limericks.









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You know, “Once Upon a Time” just started it’s second season…
Count to 10 on October 5, 2012 at 9:16 PM
Jonah, do you really believe he didn’t know that right from the start? In short, that that was the whole point?
jwolf on October 5, 2012 at 9:17 PM
Wow. Jonah Goldberg is brilliant here.
cynccook on October 5, 2012 at 9:18 PM
Brutal!
Dork B. on October 5, 2012 at 9:27 PM
I don’t feel sorry for Obama. I do feel sorry for the qualified black man who decides to run for president before 2040.
Way to go, Barry.
rogerb on October 5, 2012 at 9:31 PM
That’s what I said.
NeoKong on October 5, 2012 at 9:32 PM
P.BO never did have a proper Court Jester.
Count to 10 on October 5, 2012 at 9:43 PM
If obozo is the Storybook Man is Joe Biden the Coloring Book Kid?
Flange on October 5, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Uh, hello: Biden!
SagebrushPuppet on October 5, 2012 at 9:50 PM
A court jester is supposed to ridicule the King to his face to keep him humble, not make him look bad while trying to advocate for him.
Count to 10 on October 5, 2012 at 10:12 PM
Oh Wow!
JPeterman on October 5, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Quite true, but it does not negate the fact Romney gave the best debate performance of anyone for the last 52 years.
Basilsbest on October 5, 2012 at 10:28 PM
perfect title.
ted c on October 5, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Or, with cold blooded contempt, he fed them what they craved – a reflection of themselves – and in return they ceded him power to dismantle the nation
There are too many examples of cold blooded contempt to assume he was the fool.
entagor on October 5, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Schadenfreude on October 6, 2012 at 12:36 AM
Not given to hyperbole much? Romney did fine and we know you loves him long time so give it a rest. If bluegill is still available call her up.
arnold ziffel on October 6, 2012 at 12:45 AM
I’m going to quote pieces of this article to My facebook friends. It’s a brilliant look at THE pretender of our age.
thebrokenrattle on October 6, 2012 at 1:16 AM
What I find most amusing now in the aftermath of the Denver Meltdown, is the thought of Obama’s “debate prep” and the agony he’ll have to endure between now and the next debate.
He already hates having to do this in the first place, now he’s got Michelle at home, VJ, Axlegrease et al, hounding him to get ready for the next one. In the meantime, Ryan’s debate with Slow Joe will be another catastrophic loss for their campaign, sure to lift the mood around the West Wing and take the pressure off Barry. yeah right. Obama will be on the verge of a nervous breakdown by the next debate. He won’t be able to answer the bell.
I’ll actually be surprised if the next debate even occurs. An animal is at its most dangerous when wounded and cornered. Be prepared – two weeks is a very long time right now.
Harbingeing on October 6, 2012 at 5:12 AM