Satire: Biden to honor fallen troops by jumping motorcycle over Vietnam Memorial

“There’s no better way to pay homage to our fallen brothers than by letting it rip, hitting that ramp at full fucking blast, and flying through the sky high above the Vietnam Memorial,” said Biden, noting that he also plans to execute a midair salute by placing his fingers around his mouth in a V shape and rapidly flicking his tongue. “If I grease the landing and ragdoll across the Constitution Gardens, so be it. I’ve had my share of spills.”