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Farley, who was not intoxicated, apparently stripped off his clothes at the base of the bride before beginning his one-wheel sojourn sans attire. He explained to cops that he enjoyed the experience of naked unicycling.
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base of the bride ?
Whhaaat ?
burrata on May 10, 2012 at 10:26 PM
You ever get to the end of the first paragraph of something and say to yourself “I really shouldn’t read any farther,” but then you do anyway and end up proving yourself right?
Yeah….
alchemist19 on May 10, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Obviously, we both live sheltered lives. Fortunately.
platypus on May 10, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Uniporn?
Flange on May 10, 2012 at 10:30 PM
ROFL
midgeorgian on May 10, 2012 at 10:31 PM
He looks a lot older than 45. Drugs?
conservative pilgrim on May 10, 2012 at 10:34 PM
He was in the pool! He was in the pool !
burrata on May 10, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Been over that bridge many times. Never thought about doing it on a unicycle.
It didn’t say what way he was going. North would have made sense. South, not so much.
cozmo on May 10, 2012 at 10:37 PM
the base of the bridge. I hope.
Some friends of mine and I have gone crabbing under that bridge in the past.
No pun intended.
rihar on May 10, 2012 at 10:40 PM
He was in Kemah. I’ve been there before. He was probably going to visit the Kemah Boardwalk and ride the roller coaster there in the nude.
Is this thread meant to match the one about the Japanese robotic butt?
TigerPaw on May 10, 2012 at 10:41 PM
I agree. He looks a lot older than 45.
TigerPaw on May 10, 2012 at 10:45 PM
Rihar, I’ve never exchanged posts with you here on Hot Air before, but come on, buddy, you totally intended that pun.
Come on, just fess up to it already.
D
TigerPaw on May 10, 2012 at 10:46 PM
A bit cold there?
SouthernGent on May 10, 2012 at 11:11 PM
I guess not everything is bigger in Texas.
Rebar on May 10, 2012 at 11:18 PM
LOL
Good to see you, my friend
beachgirlusa on May 10, 2012 at 11:21 PM
I was expecting this to be at a wedding, and clicked on the link before I read any of the posts.
Still funny, though.
Alana on May 10, 2012 at 11:28 PM
TigerPaw I sometimes like to think that I’m that clever but in this case it’s simply a case of “no matter what I say it’ll sound dirty”.
Thanks for being a straight-man for an inevitable laugh-line but we really have caught crabs under that bridge.
See! There’s no avoiding it!
rihar on May 10, 2012 at 11:31 PM
At least there was a seat on the unicycle.
Chickyraptor on May 10, 2012 at 11:35 PM
Gallagher?
portlandon on May 10, 2012 at 11:36 PM
Dad??
tommer74 on May 10, 2012 at 11:39 PM
A long time ago I heard a story about a guy whose new phone number was a number away from a sea food restaurant, and he frequently got phone calls from people asking him: “Do you have crabs?”
Old joke:
Q: What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?
A: A crab on your organ
TigerPaw on May 11, 2012 at 12:55 AM
True.
I hope the cop was wearing gloves when he picked the unicycle up and moved it aside. (I watched the video about an hour ago but can’t remember if he was wearing gloves – the cop took the cycle from the guy and leaned it against the car.)
TigerPaw on May 11, 2012 at 12:56 AM
Can’t be…no mallet.
Extrafishy on May 11, 2012 at 5:50 AM