Why do cats run the Internet?
But why have cats specifically been so successful at soliciting our attention? One hypothesis is that there is a fateful link between cats and human babies that explains their Internet stardom. According to Michael Newall, a philosopher of art at the University of Kent, our inordinate interest in cats may derive from their formal resemblance to our offspring—their big eyes, smallish noses, and dome-shaped heads trigger the evolutionary nurturing instincts that we have evolved toward babies. There may even be a multiplying “superstimulus” effect at work: Newall posits that the exaggerated proportions of cats’ baby-like features prompt an exaggeratedly intense, and involuntary, response in people.
But the reason that cats have catapulted to cyber-fame isn’t purely biological: There are social factors at play as well. Steve Dale, a cat behavior consultant and pet journalist, told me that cat aficionados have been particularly drawn to the Internet because they lack other public safety valves where they can express their affection. “In the world of cats, there is no dog park,” Dale says. “For cat owners, the dog park is the Internet.”









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Duh…because cats run everything!
James on March 3, 2012 at 8:33 PM
I’d pick a different word …
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batterup on March 3, 2012 at 8:34 PM
CATS RULE! DOGS DROOL!
RedNewEnglander on March 3, 2012 at 8:37 PM
My favorite cat on the internet –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14DYUQtGuV4&feature=related
rickv404 on March 3, 2012 at 8:37 PM
Because they have the money.
theperfecteconomist on March 3, 2012 at 8:37 PM
Man, why can’t I think of a racket like that.
Reminds me of that old Kinnison riff about being a dog psychologist, whacking some woman’s mutt around with a rolled-up newspaper and then charging her $400.
Bishop on March 3, 2012 at 8:40 PM
Because people who own dogs get out more often.
Rode Werk on March 3, 2012 at 8:41 PM
Cultures that would have destroyed cats or chased them off would have died from being overrun by rodents, having their food storage wiped out, and probably dead from plague.
Populations which kept cats had less competition for their food with rodents and at better, maybe had one more child live to adulthood than the ones who didn’t, and in case of emergency, could eat the cat to survive a particularly harsh period.
Cats were good to have around.
crosspatch on March 3, 2012 at 8:41 PM
Wow, talk about over-analyzing things.
I guess, “because they are cute or humorous” never enters into the equation
AZfederalist on March 3, 2012 at 8:44 PM
humans share some unique gene properties with cats alone:
“The order of these genes on the sex chromosomes of cats more closely resembles that of humans than of any other mammal studied so far, the team reports in a recent issue of Genome Research. Genes on X chromosomes of cats and people are lined up in the same way. This long-term chromosome stability is rare, showing no evidence of evolutionary rearrangements, says O’Brien. “It’s like there was some master template that maintained the order of these genes on the X chromosome from the distant ancestors of these two mammalian orders.”
http://www.genomenewsnetwork.org/articles/04_00/cat_humans.shtml
omg- it’s not only the internet that’s made of cats-it’s us!
mittens on March 3, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Cats also make good clay pigeons.
Not that I would ever….I mean I’ve only heard about such…you know, it happens overseas and stuff.
Bishop on March 3, 2012 at 8:45 PM
I take my kitteh out for a walk every day.
Valkyriepundit on March 3, 2012 at 8:45 PM
65 million views and counting.
keep the change on March 3, 2012 at 8:48 PM
I guess we can stop worrying about the government taking over the Internet. The cats beat them to it.
Bigfoot on March 3, 2012 at 8:50 PM
I thought it was just established that cats carry mind-altering zombifying viruses that make humans their slaves?
ThePrimordialOrderedPair on March 3, 2012 at 8:55 PM
This has nothing to do with micro- or macro-evolution.
We were created with nurturing instincts.
itsnotaboutme on March 3, 2012 at 9:07 PM
That many cats, all in the same place, cannot smell that good. In fact, I bet it smells like cat urine, all the time, no cessation, stink stink stink. Yuck.
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I like that they keep the rodents down though, just don’t like the acidic, nose-burning urine-stink alla time. Ya know?
ExpressoBold on March 3, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Sorry, just can’t leave this alone.
If nurturing instincts toward babies “evolved,” then how did human offspring survive before parents were nurturing?
Folly.
itsnotaboutme on March 3, 2012 at 9:10 PM
That video needed to be longer, I was just getting into it when it ended.
mockmook on March 3, 2012 at 9:38 PM
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Hello, Kitty! On steroids.
ExpressoBold on March 3, 2012 at 9:45 PM
I thought cats sucked the life out of babies?
And they make the best bait for dog traps. Especially kittens.
cozmo on March 3, 2012 at 9:47 PM
If the fact that cats own the Internet makes you mad, just look at this.
(The one on the left is Phillip.)
logis on March 3, 2012 at 9:48 PM
Play them off, keyboard cat.
profitsbeard on March 3, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Really?
ButterflyDragon on March 3, 2012 at 10:42 PM
They’re inscrutable and seem to have an internal life that stimulates our imaginations. In short, they’re living dolls. Dogs are more expressive and participative.
flataffect on March 3, 2012 at 11:41 PM
I think it’s because we type better than dogs.
unclesmrgol on March 4, 2012 at 2:14 AM
Well, cats have come a long long way on the web since early days. One of my stocking gifts back in ’94 had a 3 1/2″ disk (remember those?) that contained all the cat pictures that could be found on the web at the time.
Back in those days Yahoo! was the most trusted name on the web, all the background tile images were made with Kai Power Tools, and Microsoft had never heard of the place, CNET was only on C$Serve, and if you needed an updated driver for anything, it was bulletin board time.
MaggiePoo on March 4, 2012 at 6:49 AM
And here I was thinking “Downfall” Hitler had taken over the Internet.
SagebrushPuppet on March 4, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Hitler or the Trololo guy.
SagebrushPuppet on March 4, 2012 at 9:14 AM