Is Mitt Romney Al Gore?
Romney, Kerry, and Gore are all, in a way, versions of the same political type. Statuesque, handsome, from privileged backgrounds and impeccably credentialed, they have no log-cabin stories to humanize and ground them. Unlike a Lyndon Johnson, a Richard Nixon, a Ronald Reagan, a Bill Clinton, or a Barack Obama, they didn’t overcome humble origins or broken families. Romney’s background is alien to most Americans not because he descends from polygamists but because his father was a governor of Michigan, an automobile company CEO, and a presidential candidate.
In his attempt to overcome his privileged origins, the unloved candidate struggles to establish his plain-folks ordinariness in ways that inevitably backfire. He touts his plebian tastes—pick-up trucks, country music, trashy food—and inevitably overdoes it or gets the background music wrong. Al Gore’s attempt to look less like a Washington politician yielded the “earth tones” fiasco. John Kerry asked for his Philly cheesesteak with Swiss cheese, and was photographed nibbling at this alien object rather than tucking in, as one does. Romney defended his claims as a sportsman by asserting that he had gone out hunting for rodents and varmints “more than two times.”
The public usually picks up on this authenticity gap—the space between who the candidate really is and how he wants to be seen. In each case, the problem manifests itself in a slight different way. A technocrat by nature, Gore disliked the performative side of politics. He wildly overcompensated for this by angrily shouting his speeches at rallies and demonstrating ardor for his now ex-wife with a soul kiss at the Democratic convention. His hyperbolic passion on the campaign trail made it a simple matter for Republicans to brand Gore as a compulsive exaggerator who claimed to have invented the Internet. Kerry’s problem was that he was pompous, too senatorial, and loved of the sound of his own voice. This allowed the Bush re-election campaign in 2004 to paint him Kerry as “French”: an effete snob and an unprincipled flip-flopper.









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LOL…that’s still a classic. “Small varmints if you will…”
ddrintn on February 3, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Naw, he’s more of a John Kerry…. wooops, they mention Kerry. Yeah, Romney can’t relate to people and he’s going to lose.
El_Terrible on February 3, 2012 at 9:40 PM
Is Barack Obama Jimmy Carter?
msmveritas on February 3, 2012 at 9:41 PM
As a hunter and gun-nut, I hate it when pols try to fake their love of such things. Just admit you don’t hunt, not everyone does, and move on.
Bishop on February 3, 2012 at 9:43 PM
No.
Mitt Romney is John Kerry.
Kerry tried to run on doing the same things that Bush was doing only better since he had that awesome experience in Vietnam.
We are about to nominate Obama Lite
cntrlfrk on February 3, 2012 at 9:44 PM
No, he’s the frankstein child of mondale and kerry.
lorien1973 on February 3, 2012 at 10:00 PM
Kerry handsome? You lost me there.
Just Sayin on February 3, 2012 at 10:01 PM
No, with Gore you know what you get.
neuquenguy on February 3, 2012 at 10:03 PM
“Performative”??? What kind of phony writer coins words like this?
Obama came neither “from humble origins” nor “from a broken family.” Who is creating phony narratives in this tripe? There was no official divorce; Obama was abandoned by his father. He was reared mostly by his fairly affluent grandparents and the assorted Marxist mentors who cultivated their friendship.
Romney is as wooden as Kerry and Gore. The authenticity is lacking in all three. Obama is another case of a lack of genuineness. His biography has gaping holes. The Axelrod marketing machine created the myth, and the media bought it.
onlineanalyst on February 3, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Yep. His liberal platitudes and policies were entirely predictable.
Romney? Who knows?
(Of course, that’s equally true of Gingrich. They’re both typical slimy politicians.)
Splashman on February 3, 2012 at 10:18 PM
..hey, Bishop, you reload?
The War Planner on February 3, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Prepare to hear this every day and twice on Sundays until November.
cptacek on February 3, 2012 at 10:27 PM
Nah. That’s just the second act. First they’re going to delve into Bain and layoffs and “Wall Street. They probably won’t hit Mormonism and his Bush-esque privileged upbringing until sometime in the summer. (Not that Mitt Romney has to be ashamed of his father, but it will neutralize the businessman angle when people are informed ad nauseum that he was born on third base.)
The final act, in the Fall, will be the hypocrisy of Romneycare. The exact script will await the SCOTUS ruling.
HitNRun on February 3, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Is Mitt Romney Al Gore?
No, Al Gore lost Florida.
Al Gore was a veteran.
Al Gore was not a lawyer.
Emperor Norton on February 3, 2012 at 11:02 PM
Yes.
SparkPlug on February 3, 2012 at 11:19 PM
He is a combination of Bush, the papy, Obama and John Kerry.
Goldberg has him figured out nearly perfectly.
Schadenfreude on February 3, 2012 at 11:20 PM
Nope, no similarities at all. /
Great point as usual. You don’t have to hunt, like or even want a gun—just don’t think your so smart that you think I don’t need one.
arnold ziffel on February 3, 2012 at 11:30 PM
Romney is Kerry without the service record, but with AlGore’s nutty views on global warming.
Norwegian on February 3, 2012 at 11:47 PM
And if his background was humble, Slate staring down their elitist swine noses at him and ripping him to bits like the did to Palin. I don’t know why this trash gets linked here.
The Mega Independent on February 3, 2012 at 11:48 PM
Is Romney wooden? Yeah, he is. Is he as wooden as Al Gore? Not quite. Al pushed the “wooden politician” to new heights.
Is Romney as plastic as Kerry? No, not quite. He’s somewhat more personable and approachable yet still rather of the Ken Doll collection.
Does Romney carry the sheen of a slick used car salesman? Yep. He does.
And, yet, I still back him for POTUS. Why? He is still to the right of Obama on issues like national defense and federal spending. RomneyCare? I don’t like it, nor ObamaCare, but if the people of a state wish to enact such law and reward their pols for doing so, okay fine. Romney seems to understand this and I’m good with that. Obama does not and I’m not okay with that.
Romney has a track record of running and understanding the private sector. Obama has zero experience in either. The private sector is his enemy. Romney has more business experience than George W. Bush and certainly more than Bush Sr. All have more than Obama. All have more sense of reality than Obama.
Is Romney Reagan or Goldwater? Hell no. But, he is the most well prepared and well funded anti-leftist in the race. Newt and Rick have done deplorable jobs of proving themselves the best alternatives to the current President.
I want the guy or gal closest to me who as shown an ability to organize and build a campaign. That’s all Romney has done. And for that I have to give him extreme credit as well as my vote and support.
As soon as Newt or Rick do that, I’ll think about them. Until then, it’s not hard for me….
JoeinTX on February 4, 2012 at 12:03 AM
I don’t know what this writer was smoking when they wrote this, but I’d be wary of smoking too much of it if I was them.
Romney’s a lawyer?
Flora Duh on February 4, 2012 at 12:05 AM
Al Gore isn’t even Al Gore.
claudius on February 4, 2012 at 1:05 AM
Mitt Romney isn’t even any of those guys, they all won more than one election and were idealogically consistent.
CoolChange80 on February 4, 2012 at 2:12 AM
Mitt romney is a mad scientist version of ALgore and Kerry.
unseen on February 4, 2012 at 7:05 AM
Willard M. Romneyfeller is the bastard son of GHWBush. Only difference is he does not have a Landslide Conservative’s coattails to ride on. He’s DOOMED.
james23 on February 4, 2012 at 8:23 AM