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A less serious consequence of her craving is that she is struggling to find places to store all the free toys and novelties that come with the meals. They currently fill four bin bags.

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Not gonna lie. That kind of addiction is kind of hot.

MadisonConservative on January 27, 2012 at 10:44 PM

C’mon, people. Not medically possible. This is a hoax.

playblu on January 27, 2012 at 10:50 PM

C’mon, people. Not medically possible. This is a hoax.

playblu on January 27, 2012 at 10:50 PM

EIther that, or McDucks is better for us than “our betters” would have us believe. (I can dream, can’t I)

OldEnglish on January 27, 2012 at 11:00 PM

This seems like a hoax. Why does this girl just happen to have all these professional looking pictures of her posing with chicken nuggets and McDonald’s restaurants? This seems like some weird fame seeking story. I also wouldn’t be surprised if there were some rabid anti fast food lefties behind this somehow. No matter what the scenario, this girl is an idiot. Even if she did only eat chicken nuggets this wouldn’t have happened to her if she had just bothered to take a multi-vitamin every day. Dumb.

MikeRuss on January 27, 2012 at 11:07 PM

Nothing to worry about.
Just another potential Darwin Award winner taking a dive into the shallow end of the gene pool.

justltl on January 27, 2012 at 11:10 PM

I’d tap it.

Random on January 27, 2012 at 11:14 PM

That’s gotta be a hoax. She would’ve ended up with scurvy for lack of vitamins LONG before she got to this age.

TKindred on January 27, 2012 at 11:26 PM

She eats some things other than chicken nuggets, the article said. Not much, but a bit. Also lower carb diets require less vitamin C and there can be some in meat, albeit I doubt it would survive the freezer and deep fryer.

Random on January 27, 2012 at 11:38 PM

This isn’t even an original fake. This is based off of an episode of, I think, “Freaky Eaters”. Or more likely “My Strange Addiction”. In it was a fit (if slightly overweight) mom in her mid-20′s who supposedly ate nothing but french fries for every meal and gagged if anything else was offered her.

Fake as Pawn Stars, Cheaters, and Jersey Shore.

(yes, those are all fake too)

playblu on January 27, 2012 at 11:41 PM

‘I am starting to realise this is really bad for me,’ she said. ‘My main meal is always chicken nuggets every day.

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At least she is not trying to tell anybody else what to do and has expressed an understanding that she is accountable for her own behavior; she also hasn’t gotten a court to declare McDonald’s closed for business.
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Praise The Lord!

ExpressoBold on January 28, 2012 at 12:00 AM

They left out the part about her pet unicorn that farts skittles. The Enquirer had a much better write up on this girl.

Oh yeah, they checked and found out that she’s really only seven but she has that fast aging British genetic disorder.

platypus on January 28, 2012 at 12:40 AM

Allahpundit has been watching Redeye on Fox News.

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/red-eye/index.html#/v/1417564369001/chicken-nugget-diet-lands-teen-in-hospital/?playlist_id=86926

slp on January 27, 2012 at 11:14 PM

Nah, Allapundit’s a regular reader of the Daily Mail, like me. It’s an awesome paper. Well actually most of it’s complete crap, but it’s a guaranteed entertaining read (and happens to be the most read newspaper in the world).

Sharke on January 28, 2012 at 1:57 AM

He’s got nothing on this guy, who also happens to be a hometown hero.

Yes, it’s a very low bar.

thehungarian on January 28, 2012 at 2:21 AM

*SHE’S got nothing, that is. My fingers confuse genders sometimes.

thehungarian on January 28, 2012 at 2:21 AM

SHE’S got nothing, that is. My fingers confuse genders sometimes.

thehungarian on January 28, 2012 at 2:21 AM

That could lead to some uncomfortable situations……

DStreete on January 28, 2012 at 6:03 AM

… And then she came from England to the South, went into a Ckick-Fil-A, tasted their chicken nuggets, and cried “Why have I been eating McDonalds’ crappy nuggets all my life?????”

radjah shelduck on January 28, 2012 at 7:09 AM

Nah, Allapundit’s a regular reader of the Daily Mail, like me. It’s an awesome paper. Well actually most of it’s complete crap, but it’s a guaranteed entertaining read (and happens to be the most read newspaper in the world).

Sharke on January 28, 2012 at 1:57 AM

Plus every time allah links to the Daily Mail, it’s an excuse to rummage down that right hand column, looking at the pictures of attractive women in bikinis!

radjah shelduck on January 28, 2012 at 7:11 AM

Even if she did only eat chicken nuggets this wouldn’t have happened to her if she had just bothered to take a multi-vitamin every day. Dumb.

Or even better, he mother should’ve said “You’ll eat what I put in front of you or you’ll starve.” That’s what my mom had to do with my sister, who would literally gag at anything other than peanut butter sandwitches and pasta until she was about 16. It was unpleasent, but she ate.

crazy_legs on January 28, 2012 at 9:13 AM