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The Coast Guard already has ruled out that the orange material, which some people described as having a semi-solid feel to it, was man-made or a petroleum product.
That leaves algae as the best guess, said village administrator Janet Mitchell.
The concern is if it’s somehow harmful. What will it do to fish, which villagers will soon start catching to stock up for winter, or the caribou currently being hunted, or the berries?
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One thing for certain it has something to do with climate change. You can bet the house.
CW on August 6, 2011 at 10:36 PM
Global warming caused it…
Probably related to decomposing polar bears…
/sarc
OnlyOrange on August 6, 2011 at 10:37 PM
5 bucks says it’s Nacho Cheese from TGIFridays sampler platter.
Ted Torgerson on August 6, 2011 at 10:39 PM
On a similarly freaky note:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0bb_1312569503
LOL.
Sharke on August 6, 2011 at 10:51 PM
Anarchist dandruff.
IrishEi on August 6, 2011 at 10:58 PM
Pickled whale blubber by manbearpig.
forest on August 6, 2011 at 11:09 PM
Chupracabra vomit
Tc0061 on August 6, 2011 at 11:21 PM
It’s the Cylons.
EnochCain on August 6, 2011 at 11:42 PM
I bet it turns out to be some sort of roe.
Steven Den Beste on August 6, 2011 at 11:52 PM
Manna?
Christian Conservative on August 6, 2011 at 11:57 PM
Would it stop someone if they want to wade?
malclave on August 7, 2011 at 12:18 AM
Give it to Nanook, he won’t eat it, he hates everything.
Little Boomer on August 7, 2011 at 12:29 AM
Frack! Beat me by mere seconds!
Noocyte on August 7, 2011 at 12:31 AM
I guess blobs of crap in the water are a big event up there.
Blob.
justltl on August 7, 2011 at 1:30 AM
Slime, slime, everywhere a slime,
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind.
Do this, don’t do that can’t you see the slime?
viking01 on August 7, 2011 at 2:24 AM
I’m pretty sure someone on L-com earlier today already said it tastes like chicken.
viking01 on August 7, 2011 at 2:43 AM
Meh, it’s probably from Christo wrapping Alaska in orange as an artwork.
JetBoy on August 7, 2011 at 4:56 AM
Has the LSM blamed Palin yet?
NoFanofLibs on August 7, 2011 at 7:09 AM
That was my guess. Let’s see if there’s a double portion on Friday.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on August 7, 2011 at 8:45 AM
It’s Andromeda. Mankind is screwed.
TheBigOldDog on August 7, 2011 at 8:51 AM
THREAD WINNER by a country mile!! Thanks for the laugh!
honsy on August 7, 2011 at 9:01 AM
I think they have a macro for that.
The Monster on August 7, 2011 at 11:07 AM