Save the planet: Solve cow flatulence
Since nobody is going to re-engineer the ruminant digestive tract anytime soon, the solutions are limited: stop eating meat or at least eat other kinds. (A 2010 study from the Science and Environment section of the Library of the U.K.’s House of Commons reported that a pair of Australian biologists have recommended eating marsupials instead of livestock, since kangaroos and their kin produce almost no methane when they digest.) But there’s one more answer too: reformulate the diet of the animals themselves. If you change what goes in, you should be able to change what comes out.
That’s the conclusion reached by a just-released DEFRA study, which not only argues that traditional animal feeds must be replaced, but suggests what the new mealtime fare should be. The big three additions to the livestock lunch-line, according to the DEFRA scientists, should be maize silage, naked oats and grasses higher in sugars.









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Get real.
Ward Cleaver on April 5, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Spotted owl tastes a lot like chicken.
Pork. The other white meat.
Wethal on April 5, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Feed ‘em Beano.
JeffWeimer on April 5, 2011 at 1:30 PM
I am eating as much steak as I can!!!!
WashJeff on April 5, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Corks.
zmdavid on April 5, 2011 at 1:31 PM
And we in our arrogance make fun of medieval scholars for debating how many angels could dance on the head of a pin?
sharrukin on April 5, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Shut down the government. Congress and the federal bureaucracy are the largest producers of bullsh** in the free world.
novaculus on April 5, 2011 at 1:31 PM
It is just a way to demonize meat.
WoosterOh on April 5, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Strap a methane sniffing gas holding pack on them and use it for power!!! ////
Wait, didn’t I say that a few years ago?!
upinak on April 5, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Crazier and crazier.
Hesiodos on April 5, 2011 at 1:33 PM
stop eating meat or at least eat other kinds.
let’s grind up the “save the planet” crowd into hamburger and see how they taste?
solutions.
I KID I KID@
ted c on April 5, 2011 at 1:33 PM
If we killed all ruminant animals, along with any other types of animals that give off unsafe gases, wouldn’t that make the world safe?
How long before the left suggests walk-in ovens for this process?
hawksruleva on April 5, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Speaking of demonizing meat. What ever happened to that couple overseas that was on trial for murder when their baby died of malnutrition because they were vegetarians and only fed the baby breast milk, which lacked nutrients the baby needed?
Sure that will not be covered by MSM.
WoosterOh on April 5, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Why stop there, re-engineer the cow DNA to make them meatless. Problem solved.
Man, I amaze myself with my own brilliance sometimes.
Bishop on April 5, 2011 at 1:34 PM
http://dumbfoundedone.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cow-gas-tank-404_686141c.jpg
This is what is now called science!
sharrukin on April 5, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Save the planet.
Jettison all leftie and environazis to outer space from a large canon.
Sir Napsalot on April 5, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Time Mag = Cow Flatulence…
mjbrooks3 on April 5, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Maize silage? Corn silage is a pretty standard item already.
Naked oats? Most of them will go out in the same form they entered? Grasses high in sugars? Last I noticed the government is buying up a good part of the grazing ground, which doesn’t play a big part of a dairy operation, anyway.
a capella on April 5, 2011 at 1:39 PM
A tofu society is a harmless and loving society.
a capella on April 5, 2011 at 1:41 PM
I live in LA…It also freaking snowed this year…in LA. It was raining and temp was 35 degrees and snowing at 1,500.
Maybe the sun, earth orbit patterns, and about 1000 other things we have yet to discover influence the weather more than cow farts.
Oil Can on April 5, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Soylent greenies?
Ward Cleaver on April 5, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Again! Why do they continue to trot this story out time after time. If I don’t believe in global warming (and I don’t) why would I get worked up over this?
Cindy Munford on April 5, 2011 at 1:44 PM
My Dad had two words for these people: Goofy Shoes.
Little Nell on April 5, 2011 at 1:47 PM
tastes like pork.
upinak on April 5, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Cow gas is less than .05%. This has more to do with veganism than anything else.
davo on April 5, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Eat more beef.
rich801 on April 5, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Well, they better get with India, they have their cows as sacred and there are millions there passing gobs of gas daily. That is almost as much carbon as bho using his AF1 daily!
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letget on April 5, 2011 at 2:12 PM
In the words of Ron White,
“These environmentalists come up to me, tell me what cow flatulence is doing to the atmosphere then ask what I’m doing to save the environment, so I told them “I’m eating the cows.”
But I’m just one man…”
teke184 on April 5, 2011 at 2:16 PM
“How does it taste?”
“It varies from person to person.”
teke184 on April 5, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Priceless.
These people need to get a life. And gubmint needs to stop subsidizing this claptrap.
petefrt on April 5, 2011 at 2:20 PM
How much will our food prices go up because of this?
http://www.bluecollarphilosophy.com/2011/04/uk-now-worried-about-how-livestock-diets-impact-gobal-warming.html
Call these studies “Global Warming Alarmists Gone Wild”.
Blue Collar Todd on April 5, 2011 at 2:37 PM
At one time, there once were 35-110 million buffalo on this continent; the numbers depending on the total hers being culled by disease and weather. The steady state was usually around 75-85 million, similar to the size of all domestic large ungulates, although buffalo are much larger and presenting at least 30% greater biomass equivalence to our domesticated animals.
If we are to believe this nonsense, they must also agree that Buffalo Bill was our first and greatest environmentalist.
Shaughnessy on April 5, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Who cares about actual data? We’re trying to save the planet here! Don’t distract us with actual data!
ZenDraken on April 5, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Already reality in Ca. (of course)
http://www.arb.ca.gov/cc/symposium/030507symp/docs/8dusault_methane.pdf
Speakup on April 5, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Strap an Ecotard wearing a gas mask connected to a bovine rectal tube to the business orifices of the offenders. Have them breath it in and exhale less dangerous CO2.
There, can we focus on Bird flu now?
BL@KBIRD on April 5, 2011 at 3:00 PM
I am less concerned about bovine flatulence than I am about Obama farting out his mouth every day.
NoFanofLibs on April 5, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Isn’t most livestock kept in pens anyway? Put them inside and capture the methane.
Rocks on April 5, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Who’s the poor slob popping a pipe up the poor bovine’s shoot?
I think it ought to be the nimrods that are suggesting this borsht!
44Magnum on April 5, 2011 at 4:17 PM