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Hillary: I’ll debate you on the back of a flatbed truck, chump

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Pick up trucks….in the south?
Why, it must be pandermonium!

malan89 on April 27, 2008 at 11:04 PM

They could debate in Billy Jeff’s old El Camino, the one with the astroturf in the bed.

Mark1971 on April 27, 2008 at 11:16 PM

this time she proposed it be on the back of a flatbed truck.

What is it with this woman, the smartest in the world?

Doesn’t she remember what Imus said at another correspondents’ dinner about her husband and flatbed trucks? She speaks of “cleaning” in the WH and trucks…her subconsciousness must be out of control.

Entelechy on April 27, 2008 at 11:17 PM

I’ll give her this, some folk’ll notice if Bam isn’t picking up what she’s throwing down.

Many of my prObama friends are starting to tug at their collars, of late.

But, again … in Chicago-style politics, if you can’t beat ‘em, ignore ‘em.

yo on April 27, 2008 at 11:24 PM

in Chicago-style politics,

I can only assume you’re talking about the “new” politics of “hope” and “change”.

malan89 on April 27, 2008 at 11:32 PM

If he has the stones, he’ll call her bluff and wipe the floor with her. If not, he’s a punk. Period.

AYNBLAND on April 28, 2008 at 12:04 AM

If I didn’t remember her siccking the FBI on the WH travel ofice employees and how she wanted to fine and imprison you for getting a test outside her health care system, etc., etc., if I didn’t remember those and other things, I’d definitely be liking her a whole lot. Lincoln-Douglas on a flatbed truck!

ForNow on April 28, 2008 at 12:07 AM

Flatbed truck with guns, that’s how you do a debate in the South. Hell, I go see it if that happens. If you’re a good Republican, vote for Hillary.

Liberals pounding liberals gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling.

jdun on April 28, 2008 at 12:08 AM

I’ll debate you on the back of a flatbed truck, chump

Reminds me of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham, which might be a good theme for a Hillary campaign commercial ridiculing Obama for not debating.

I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam, I am.

That Sam I am. That Sam I am. I do not like that, Sam I am.

Do you like to debate Hillary?

I do not like to, Sam I am. I do not like to debate Hillary.

Would you like to here or there?

I would not like to here or there, I would not like to anywhere. I do not like to debate Hillary. I do not like to, Sam I am.

Would you like to in a house? Would you like to with a mouse?

I do not like to in a house. I do not like to with a mouse. I do not like to here or there. I do not like to anywhere. I do not like to debate Hillary. I do not like to, Sam I am.

Would you like to in a box? Would you like to with a fox?

Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not like to here or there. I would not like to anywhere. I would not like to debate Hillary. I do not like to, Sam I am.

Would you; could you, on a flat bed truck? Debate her, debate her, here she is.

I would not, could not, on a flat bed truck.

You may like to, you will see. You may like to in a tree.

I would not, could not in a tree. Not on a flat bed truck, you let me be. I do not like to in a box. I do not like to with a fox. I do not like to in a house. I do not like to with a mouse. I do not like to here or there. I do not like to anywhere. I do not like to debate Hillary. I do not like to Sam I am.

FloatingRock on April 28, 2008 at 12:14 AM

FloatingRock on April 28, 2008 at 12:14 AM

That ran through my head the second I saw that headline. Nice job.

malan89 on April 28, 2008 at 12:23 AM

Something like this might be better:

I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam, I am.

That Sam I am. That Sam I am. I do not like that, Sam I am.

Do you like to debate Hillary?

I do not like to, Sam I am. I do not like to debate Hillary.

Would you like to here or there?

I would not like to here or there, I would not like to anywhere. I do not like to debate Hillary. I do not like to, Sam I am.

Would you like to on a stage? Would you like to on NBC?

I do not like to on a stage. I do not like to on NBC. I do not like to here or there. I do not like to anywhere. I do not like to debate Hillary. I do not like to, Sam I am.

Would you like to without a moderator? Would you like to if it’s catered?

Not without a moderator. Not if it’s catered. Not on a stage. Not on NBC. I would not like to here or there. I would not like to anywhere. I would not like to debate Hillary. I do not like to, Sam I am.

Would you; could you, on a flat bed truck? Debate her, debate her, here she is.

I would not, could not, on a flat bed truck.

You may like to, you will see. You may like to on ABC.

I would not, could not on ABC. Not on a flat bed truck, you let me be. I do not like to without a moderator. I do not like to if it’s catered. I do not like to on a stage. I do not like to on NBC. I do not like to here or there. I do not like to anywhere. I do not like to debate Hillary. I do not like to Sam I am.

FloatingRock on April 28, 2008 at 12:25 AM

malan89 on April 28, 2008 at 12:23 AM

Thanks

FloatingRock on April 28, 2008 at 12:28 AM

They could debate in Billy Jeff’s old El Camino, the one with the astroturf in the bed.

Mark1971 on April 27, 2008 at 11:16 PM

My first thought as well, but you beat me to it!

Tzetzes on April 28, 2008 at 1:10 AM

His wife won’t let him do another debate.

TheCulturalist on April 28, 2008 at 1:39 AM

Ol’ Hill’s befuddlin’ mah dumb crakkker mind! Imma vote for her in the primary. Why, she’s one of us!

/conservative Dem’s who still think the party gives a sh*t about them

its vintage duh on April 28, 2008 at 2:21 AM

Evita just threw down Obama’s Punk Card.

Dare he pick it up!?!

SuperCool on April 28, 2008 at 4:16 AM

He should say OK, but lets have it in da worst part of the hood,in the middle of the street in black Chicago.

epluribusunum on April 28, 2008 at 7:53 AM

Right now, the Democrat party is paralyzed in fear of upsetting one of their gender/ethnic constituencies. We now know how the democrats operate under stress: When it comes time to make a crucial decision, the democrat way is to sit timidly, making no decision and to wait for some random event to make the decision for them. And remember, these cowards are the supposed best and brightest of the democrat party, the super-delegates.

Is this who we want deciding our future at this particular moment in history?

jeff_from_mpls on April 28, 2008 at 9:03 AM

jeff_from_mpls on April 28, 2008 at 9:03 AM

The superdelegates can’t end the primaries while they’re still ongoing. They choose after the primaries are over.

aengus on April 28, 2008 at 9:50 AM

You’ve got to admire Hillary – she’s got more stones than her whole party.

Wouldn’t vote for her. Don’t want her as president, but you’ve got to admire her sheer stubborness and chutzpah.

Mommynator on April 28, 2008 at 10:09 AM

aengus on April 28, 2008 at 9:50 AM

Howard Dean disagrees with you.

He is begging the superdelegates grow a spine and take a stand, but the democrat superdelegates have indicated they are too frightened to do so. It seems they’d rather allow their party to be destroyed than to take decisive action.

Again, are democrats the kind of people we need in charge? They display a very ominous pattern of paralysis under pressure.

jeff_from_mpls on April 28, 2008 at 12:54 PM