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Time for an NSFW Room, right next to the Green Room.
platypus on October 29, 2009 at 10:34 PM
It’s fruit bat biology for Pete’s sake…if that counts as porn anywhere, let me know, and I won’t visit…and nothing but very obtuse innuendo in the comments…definitely not NSFW, no matter where you work. Johnny Carson did much worse than this in his day.
AUINSC on October 29, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong time to eat dinner while on my pc….
It’s fruit bat biology for Pete’s sake…if that counts as porn anywhere, let me know, and I won’t visit…and nothing but very obtuse innuendo in the comments…definitely not NSFW, no matter where you work. Johnny Carson did much worse than this in his day.
AUINSC on October 29, 2009 at 10:40 PM
You must work for sane people. I assure you that a large number of middle managers have serious malfunctions in their psyches. Plus, the presence of certain words gets you flagged on some server systems. All can be avoided with a little bit of warning.
platypus on October 29, 2009 at 11:01 PM
platypus on October 29, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Yeah, I know…same kind of insane crap that leads the NFL commissioner to declare that Rush’s faux comments disqualify him from being an owner, but Fergie’s XXX ‘art’ commentary is just fine. Corporate America does have a problem…it’s just not the problem the lefties accuse it of.
AUINSC on October 29, 2009 at 11:10 PM
There was a scientific study that found the one food guaranteed to decrease a woman’s sex drive by 75%.
Wedding Cake.
john1schn on October 29, 2009 at 11:19 PM
New on craigslist.com -
Wanted: Small-nosed, limber Asian female for scientific investigation of Chiroptera behavior exhibited by Homo Sapiens.
T J Green on October 29, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Well that does it, I’m definitely wearing the Batman costume to the Halloween party this Friday.
You poor things. How long does it take for the abstinence trend to kick in?
Monica on October 29, 2009 at 10:22 PM
Hard to say.
We started out at twice a day and 30 years later it’s more like once a month if we aren’t to tired.
RagTag on October 30, 2009 at 6:49 AM
Female short-nosed fruit bats have been observed performing fellatio on their partners during copulation. Mating pairs spent more time copulating if the female did so.
“Duh” statement of the day/week/month/year/decade/century/millennium/epoch/life of the universe.
Thank you ladies.
rbj on October 30, 2009 at 7:59 AM
So that’s where Bram Stoker got the idea from!
OldEnglish on October 30, 2009 at 8:29 AM
wow…splat…biff…kaboing….
i for one am married to the most wonderful, caring, lovely woman in the world, it helps to be with your soul mate..yes it does..oh yesssssssssssssssssssssss
JJKRN on October 30, 2009 at 8:33 AM
Video: Bat fellatio
The video is sexually explicit and was edited and soundtracked by the researchers.
Blowback
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So…it works for fruitbats too eh? Good to know.
AUINSC on October 29, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Forwarded to my wife. Many times.
lorien1973 on October 29, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Yep, pretty much universal aye?
Amadeus on October 29, 2009 at 10:07 PM
I envy male fruit bats and their insanely flexible women.
lorien1973 on October 29, 2009 at 10:10 PM
The tip of the penis had already penetrated the female’s vagina, and the males did not withdraw when the female licked the base of the penis.
Ah yes, reminds me of my single days … but then I got married and that was the end of THAT!
Tony737 on October 29, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Damn bats do not even have to beg for a knobber!
LincolntheHun on October 29, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Did I just watch bat porn?
That fembat has skillz! Time to take up yoga.
Monica on October 29, 2009 at 10:14 PM
why link the edit version…sheesh. no fun tonight. lol
hawkman on October 29, 2009 at 10:16 PM
Marriage, the other word for abstinence.
RagTag on October 29, 2009 at 10:19 PM
I hate to say…but you guys may have married the wrong gal…you need to teach her to be BatGirl!
AUINSC on October 29, 2009 at 10:21 PM
There you go atheists. Proof that there is a God.
Guardian on October 29, 2009 at 10:22 PM
You poor things. How long does it take for the abstinence trend to kick in?
Monica on October 29, 2009 at 10:22 PM
When I met smoking hot redhead she had her own cape and costume, shortly there after I knew she was the one!
LincolntheHun on October 29, 2009 at 10:23 PM
This study is hard to swallow.
SouthernGent on October 29, 2009 at 10:24 PM
My anecdotal observations back this up.
BadgerHawk on October 29, 2009 at 10:25 PM
How long does it take for the abstinence trend to kick in? – Monica
(looks at watch) Well, we got married at noon …
Nah, just kiddin’!
Tony737 on October 29, 2009 at 10:29 PM
Lick it and stick it.
lorien1973 on October 29, 2009 at 10:31 PM
Time for an NSFW Room, right next to the Green Room.
platypus on October 29, 2009 at 10:34 PM
That’s a really good idea.
BadgerHawk on October 29, 2009 at 10:36 PM
Oh, dear. I do believe I’m blushing.
Bob's Kid on October 29, 2009 at 10:37 PM
It’s fruit bat biology for Pete’s sake…if that counts as porn anywhere, let me know, and I won’t visit…and nothing but very obtuse innuendo in the comments…definitely not NSFW, no matter where you work. Johnny Carson did much worse than this in his day.
AUINSC on October 29, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong time to eat dinner while on my pc….
beachgirlusa on October 29, 2009 at 10:42 PM
I’m coming back as a bat.
LibTired on October 29, 2009 at 10:44 PM
LOL
beachgirlusa on October 29, 2009 at 10:45 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to the word “stimulus” doesn’t it.
crosspatch on October 29, 2009 at 10:52 PM
I must say people waste a lot of money studying things that really should have been a given.
boomer on October 29, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Batter up!
(In keeping with the World Series.)
profitsbeard on October 29, 2009 at 10:58 PM
You must work for sane people. I assure you that a large number of middle managers have serious malfunctions in their psyches. Plus, the presence of certain words gets you flagged on some server systems. All can be avoided with a little bit of warning.
platypus on October 29, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Yeah, I know…same kind of insane crap that leads the NFL commissioner to declare that Rush’s faux comments disqualify him from being an owner, but Fergie’s XXX ‘art’ commentary is just fine. Corporate America does have a problem…it’s just not the problem the lefties accuse it of.
AUINSC on October 29, 2009 at 11:10 PM
There was a scientific study that found the one food guaranteed to decrease a woman’s sex drive by 75%.
Wedding Cake.
john1schn on October 29, 2009 at 11:19 PM
New on craigslist.com -
T J Green on October 29, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Well that does it, I’m definitely wearing the Batman costume to the Halloween party this Friday.
Sharke on October 29, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Allah needs a bat.
csdeven on October 29, 2009 at 11:46 PM
LMAO That is mean!
beachgirlusa on October 29, 2009 at 11:53 PM
Well, we know what Allah’s costume is gonna be manana…
Allah – The bat winged crusader
FloridaBill on October 30, 2009 at 12:20 AM
None of those female bats were married were they?
BL@KBIRD on October 30, 2009 at 1:29 AM
Video link forwarded to the White House with comment: “Now HERE”S a date-night!”.
Yoop on October 30, 2009 at 2:05 AM
+1
darkpixel on October 30, 2009 at 6:39 AM
Hard to say.
We started out at twice a day and 30 years later it’s more like once a month if we aren’t to tired.
RagTag on October 30, 2009 at 6:49 AM
“Duh” statement of the day/week/month/year/decade/century/millennium/epoch/life of the universe.
Thank you ladies.
rbj on October 30, 2009 at 7:59 AM
So that’s where Bram Stoker got the idea from!
OldEnglish on October 30, 2009 at 8:29 AM
wow…splat…biff…kaboing….
i for one am married to the most wonderful, caring, lovely woman in the world, it helps to be with your soul mate..yes it does..oh yesssssssssssssssssssssss
JJKRN on October 30, 2009 at 8:33 AM
Oh come on…
mankai on October 30, 2009 at 8:37 AM
Every now and then I’m extra happy to have recommended Hot Air to family and friends.
Akzed on October 30, 2009 at 8:48 AM
cue the porn music…
mizflame98 on October 30, 2009 at 8:49 AM
Women, get thee to a yoga class!
pseudonominus on October 30, 2009 at 10:14 AM