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So who wants to go down to Jersey, the best state in Jersey?
TheEJS on August 2, 2008 at 5:34 PM
Where’s a tsunami when you need one?
hepcat on August 2, 2008 at 5:36 PM
I live in NJ. I see these airheads in Seaside Heights which is like Spring Break craziness all summer long. I go to Sandy Hook at least there it is a bit normal.
jencab on August 2, 2008 at 5:39 PM
This is a good follow-up to “My New Haircut,” pretty much one of the funniest youtube videos ever.
Hilarious.
brak on August 2, 2008 at 5:41 PM
Wow, it’s like a Theodore Dalrymple article come to life–minus the cockney accents, of course.
Anyone else watch the Douchebag Beach videos? I swear I used to work with one of those guys! Had me in stitches, but then maybe it was just the personal experience!
simon on August 2, 2008 at 6:28 PM
So, that’s where Allah spent his vacation…
Zorro on August 2, 2008 at 6:30 PM
I strongly support New Jersey seceding frombeing laughed out of the Union.
Military service should be mandatory for all native NJ folks… The war on terror will be over in a year.
gmoonster on August 2, 2008 at 6:53 PM
God Bless America
Sammy316 on August 2, 2008 at 7:02 PM
Grew up on the Jersey Shore. Somehow avoided this kind of asshattery.
MikeZero on August 2, 2008 at 7:09 PM
Pity me. I live in Belmar. Our mayor is on the ropes right now for the comments he made about the Guidos that invade our little bit of paradise every summer. (Note: The locals call the invaders Bennies; they call themselves Guidos.)
There are upsides to it. It’s fun to sit on the porch with a cooler full of cold ones and watch them drive ’round and ’round the block looking for a parking space, knowing that all four of your own cars are parked in the street and your l-o-n-g driveway sits empty. I particularly like watching them fork over $4.75 for a beer while I sit across the bar from them and pay just $3.00.
IrishEi on August 2, 2008 at 7:39 PM
Ok, the one bimbo said what she liked best was all the juice heads. What’s a juice head? I don’t keep up with yute culture, or lack of.
Oldnuke on August 2, 2008 at 6:11 PM
I’m pretty sure a “Juice Head” would refer to a user of steroids.
Frozen Tex on August 2, 2008 at 7:39 PM
Um, yeah. And folks in Jersey make fun of southern “trailer trash”. Yeesh.
These people are completely embarrassing. A sorry bunch of low-life dimwits.
My father came to America from a small town in Sicily with nothing — he worked hard so I could have a better life here, and I honored his sacrifice by studying hard, ultimately becoming an academic. My dad’s smile when he looks at me is the least I can give him for all he has done for me.
Shame on this lousy group of ingrates.
Richard Romano on August 2, 2008 at 8:22 PM
All in favor of reverting the colony of Jersey to the rule of the Crown say aye!
Browncoatone on August 2, 2008 at 8:27 PM
Jersey does have some beautiful land and shores.
That is all.
Coronagold on August 2, 2008 at 8:31 PM
I suddenly feel a LOT better about living in California. Ok, so a little better at least.
Patrick S on August 2, 2008 at 5:54 PM
If Newsom becomes Gov, forget it.
Sanjoboy on August 2, 2008 at 8:33 PM
IrishEi on August 2, 2008 at 7:39 PM
RushBaby on August 2, 2008 at 8:37 PM
This video is why no one under 30 should be allowed to vote…. oh, and no one from New Jersey, either.
The generosity of women never ceases to amaze me. My favorite was the guy that took 15 minutes to fix his hair. I am, at this moment, sporting the exact hair style..and it only took me 3 seconds. Being in a bar with those people would either force me into an alcoholic coma, or a tri state killing spree. just kidding..but still, what a bunch of maroons.
austinnelly on August 2, 2008 at 9:51 PM
Ah, the result of dumbing America down caught on video!
Military service should be mandatory for all native NJ folks… The war on terror will be over in a year. gmoonster on August 2, 2008 at 6:53 PM
I like this on the best. Its so nice to have a glass is half full approach to things.
wise_man on August 2, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Six minutes and fifty-two seconds I’ll never understand.
And I’m from Joizee. Operative word is “from.”
platypus on August 2, 2008 at 10:57 PM
I’ve never been so proud to be a coonass in all my life, as I am right now after viewing that!
abinitioadinfinitum on August 2, 2008 at 11:17 PM
These creatures vote against you.
Entelechy on August 2, 2008 at 11:51 PM
In a time-travel fantasy, I am imagining showing this video to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, John Adams, and Alexander Hamilton. Can you imagine what would be going on in their minds?
Halley on August 3, 2008 at 3:32 AM
By the time I saw this post, the video had been removed by YouTube because allegedly someone claimed it violated a copyright.
So I have no reference to determine how big the carcass is, but the still shot looks to me like a partially-decomposed squirrel (we have a killer cat, so I see plenty of partially-decomposed critters).
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I strongly support New Jersey seceding from the Union.
SpencerFan on August 2, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Is this what Sen. Robert Byrd was talking aboout.
TheSitRep on August 2, 2008 at 5:28 PM
So who wants to go down to Jersey, the best state in Jersey?
TheEJS on August 2, 2008 at 5:34 PM
Where’s a tsunami when you need one?
hepcat on August 2, 2008 at 5:36 PM
I live in NJ. I see these airheads in Seaside Heights which is like Spring Break craziness all summer long. I go to Sandy Hook at least there it is a bit normal.
jencab on August 2, 2008 at 5:39 PM
This is a good follow-up to “My New Haircut,” pretty much one of the funniest youtube videos ever.
Hilarious.
brak on August 2, 2008 at 5:41 PM
Wow, it’s like a Theodore Dalrymple article come to life–minus the cockney accents, of course.
Ed Driscoll on August 2, 2008 at 5:45 PM
OK…alright…just shoot me…just shoot me now please.
These nimrods are going to VOTE!
Please put an end me now, I beg you.
Over!
1GooDDaDDy on August 2, 2008 at 5:49 PM
Last 90 seconds are heee-freakin’-larious!
There’s gotta be an environmental law against all that hair gel in the ocean.
trubble on August 2, 2008 at 5:49 PM
I suddenly feel a LOT better about living in California. Ok, so a little better at least.
Patrick S on August 2, 2008 at 5:54 PM
Hey, isn’t Allahpundit from Staten Island? :-p
nemecizer on August 2, 2008 at 5:57 PM
Best years of my life were in New Jersey. I was five and turned six in Fort Monmouth.
I’m glad I didn’t grow up around that bunch!
RushBaby on August 2, 2008 at 5:58 PM
I live in right next to North Padre Island. I stayed far away from the beach during Spring Break (even when I was in college).
terryannonline on August 2, 2008 at 6:01 PM
If these were college kids, I’d say, “Feh”. But they’re mostly twenty-somethings. Put your peckers in your pants already.
What was that about the ‘yute vote deciding this election?
SteveMG on August 2, 2008 at 6:02 PM
Trust me, people. This really IS Joizee.
In many ways, that vid was pretty tame. But all in all, spot on.
JetBoy on August 2, 2008 at 6:04 PM
Staten Island…New York’s own little pocket of displaced Jersey. (no offense, AP!) But c’mon…
JetBoy on August 2, 2008 at 6:08 PM
Ok, the one bimbo said what she liked best was all the juice heads. What’s a juice head? I don’t keep up with yute culture, or lack of.
Oldnuke on August 2, 2008 at 6:11 PM
Do you think that Jersy is too steriotyped?
Scoreboard44 on August 2, 2008 at 6:12 PM
Did I say steriotyped?
Scoreboard44 on August 2, 2008 at 6:13 PM
Juice head defined (language warning): Link.
My guess is that it’s a drunk.
SteveMG on August 2, 2008 at 6:18 PM
Damn! Hell yeah, let ‘em secede.
thekingtut on August 2, 2008 at 6:23 PM
Anyone else watch the Douchebag Beach videos? I swear I used to work with one of those guys! Had me in stitches, but then maybe it was just the personal experience!
simon on August 2, 2008 at 6:28 PM
So, that’s where Allah spent his vacation…
Zorro on August 2, 2008 at 6:30 PM
Fixed it for yuh, yo.
MrScribbler on August 2, 2008 at 6:35 PM
Military service should be mandatory for all native NJ folks… The war on terror will be over in a year.
gmoonster on August 2, 2008 at 6:53 PM
God Bless America
Sammy316 on August 2, 2008 at 7:02 PM
Grew up on the Jersey Shore. Somehow avoided this kind of asshattery.
MikeZero on August 2, 2008 at 7:09 PM
Pity me. I live in Belmar. Our mayor is on the ropes right now for the comments he made about the Guidos that invade our little bit of paradise every summer. (Note: The locals call the invaders Bennies; they call themselves Guidos.)
There are upsides to it. It’s fun to sit on the porch with a cooler full of cold ones and watch them drive ’round and ’round the block looking for a parking space, knowing that all four of your own cars are parked in the street and your l-o-n-g driveway sits empty. I particularly like watching them fork over $4.75 for a beer while I sit across the bar from them and pay just $3.00.
IrishEi on August 2, 2008 at 7:39 PM
I’m pretty sure a “Juice Head” would refer to a user of steroids.
Frozen Tex on August 2, 2008 at 7:39 PM
Um, yeah. And folks in Jersey make fun of southern “trailer trash”. Yeesh.
flipflop on August 2, 2008 at 7:52 PM
These people are completely embarrassing. A sorry bunch of low-life dimwits.
My father came to America from a small town in Sicily with nothing — he worked hard so I could have a better life here, and I honored his sacrifice by studying hard, ultimately becoming an academic. My dad’s smile when he looks at me is the least I can give him for all he has done for me.
Shame on this lousy group of ingrates.
Richard Romano on August 2, 2008 at 8:22 PM
All in favor of reverting the colony of Jersey to the rule of the Crown say aye!
Browncoatone on August 2, 2008 at 8:27 PM
Jersey does have some beautiful land and shores.
That is all.
Coronagold on August 2, 2008 at 8:31 PM
If Newsom becomes Gov, forget it.
Sanjoboy on August 2, 2008 at 8:33 PM
RushBaby on August 2, 2008 at 8:37 PM
This video is why no one under 30 should be allowed to vote…. oh, and no one from New Jersey, either.
Warner Todd Huston on August 2, 2008 at 8:53 PM
Popped collars are teh ghey.
carbon_footprint on August 2, 2008 at 9:25 PM
God bless you and your family.
carbon_footprint on August 2, 2008 at 9:26 PM
The generosity of women never ceases to amaze me. My favorite was the guy that took 15 minutes to fix his hair. I am, at this moment, sporting the exact hair style..and it only took me 3 seconds. Being in a bar with those people would either force me into an alcoholic coma, or a tri state killing spree. just kidding..but still, what a bunch of maroons.
austinnelly on August 2, 2008 at 9:51 PM
Ah, the result of dumbing America down caught on video!
Gatordoug on August 2, 2008 at 10:05 PM
i second the topmost comment on the youtube page.
not suitable for quoting here.
homesickamerican on August 2, 2008 at 10:26 PM
All these comments are hilarious.
I like this on the best. Its so nice to have a glass is half full approach to things.
wise_man on August 2, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Six minutes and fifty-two seconds I’ll never understand.
And I’m from Joizee. Operative word is “from.”
platypus on August 2, 2008 at 10:57 PM
I’ve never been so proud to be a coonass in all my life, as I am right now after viewing that!
abinitioadinfinitum on August 2, 2008 at 11:17 PM
These creatures vote against you.
Entelechy on August 2, 2008 at 11:51 PM
In a time-travel fantasy, I am imagining showing this video to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, John Adams, and Alexander Hamilton. Can you imagine what would be going on in their minds?
Halley on August 3, 2008 at 3:32 AM
By the time I saw this post, the video had been removed by YouTube because allegedly someone claimed it violated a copyright.
So I have no reference to determine how big the carcass is, but the still shot looks to me like a partially-decomposed squirrel (we have a killer cat, so I see plenty of partially-decomposed critters).
landlines on August 4, 2008 at 2:08 PM