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Photo of the day: Kerry grows a beard

posted at 11:00 am on February 4, 2014 by

First Jay Carney, now this. If O walks out at his next presser with three-day stubble, it’s panic time.

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Now he looks like an NBA Player from the Baltic Region.

portlandon on February 4, 2014 at 7:11 PM

Last time I saw a face like that it was on the South end of a North bound horse.

Oldnuke on February 4, 2014 at 7:21 PM

Nah, the world can still tell it`s you.

ThePrez on February 4, 2014 at 7:29 PM

Still a traitor, can’t hide behind it.

crosshugger on February 4, 2014 at 7:31 PM

Jeez….that poser can’t even grow an honest beard….

HBowmanMD on February 4, 2014 at 8:05 PM

That is the most feminine beard I have ever seen. There is nothing manly about that man.

Elizabetty on February 4, 2014 at 9:50 PM

Updated, fashionable, big, deluxe, Post-Aughts salt and pepper “Demi Moore” style face-merkin.

I kinda approve.

RushBaby on February 4, 2014 at 10:01 PM

It’s the new Dork Dynasty look.

Bruce MacMahon on February 4, 2014 at 10:02 PM

Its a start, but it’s certainly not a beard.

LaughterJones on February 4, 2014 at 10:28 PM

On second thought, when will the razor industry be bailed out?

LaughterJones on February 4, 2014 at 10:29 PM

This photo seems to be from Kerry’s pre-Botox days back in 2009.

Beldar on February 4, 2014 at 10:53 PM

Although from the poll at that HuffPo link, I note that almost 60% of their readers who voted “loved it.”

My favorite nickname for Kerry always was “Treebeard,” but I guess he decided pretty quickly to dispense with the moss.

Beldar on February 4, 2014 at 10:55 PM

Now he needs let the hair on top of his head grow long and comb over the top part of his face.

hepcat on February 4, 2014 at 11:37 PM

No one has ever seen Glenn Beck’s Beard and John Kerry’s Beard in the same room at the same time…

It must be a conspiracy…

BKennedy on February 4, 2014 at 11:44 PM

Ever the panderer, he decided that the best way to earn the favor of a bearded Iranian mullah was to be like them.

Yes, John, I think it’s working! They are really stopping those centrifuges and they really are coming to the table.

virgo on February 5, 2014 at 1:06 AM

Why the long face?

ebrawer on February 5, 2014 at 2:24 AM

He looks like that coked-out moron in the movie, Die Hard. He seems about as stupid too…

zoyclem on February 5, 2014 at 7:26 AM

Dang, that guy looks more and more like Jinjiss Khan every time I have the misfortune of seeing a picture of him.

GrassMudHorsey on February 5, 2014 at 10:41 AM

…is there shit coming out of there?

KOOLAID2 on February 5, 2014 at 10:46 AM

Wake me up, before you go-go….

Gotta love that George Michael look on Lurch.

SmallGovtGuy on February 5, 2014 at 11:28 AM

Hairy jowls.

unclesmrgol on February 5, 2014 at 9:48 PM

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