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Yes, Jay Carney has a beard now

posted at 1:12 pm on January 6, 2014 by

I view it as a physical manifestation of the gravitas he so naturally exudes.

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What’s her name?

Oh, wait, you mean the other kind of beard…my bad.

Good Solid B-Plus on January 6, 2014 at 1:14 PM

I’d be trying to change my appearance as well.

Kafir on January 6, 2014 at 1:17 PM

Good Solid B-Plus on January 6, 2014 at 1:14 PM

Her name is Claire Shipman

ITguy on January 6, 2014 at 1:20 PM

Probably bought the hair from Scott Tenorman.

blammm on January 6, 2014 at 1:32 PM

“Unimpressed.” —Beavis & Butthead

mattshu on January 6, 2014 at 1:47 PM

Still looks like a lying wuss to me. I just hope we never have a draft if this and pajama boy are our examples of what men are supposed to be.

crosshugger on January 6, 2014 at 1:48 PM

Jay al-Carney

Oil Can on January 6, 2014 at 1:51 PM

Typical of progressive politics: he’s six weeks late for Movember.

The Schaef on January 6, 2014 at 1:52 PM

He’s just hoping people will like him as much as they do Phil Robertson and the rest of the Duck Commander family. I’m sure a beard is all it will take… hahahahahahaha.

fanofamerica on January 6, 2014 at 1:56 PM

He’s no Russel Crowe.

peski on January 6, 2014 at 1:58 PM

That’s not a beard. For most guys that’s simply forgetting to wash your face.

Rocks on January 6, 2014 at 2:00 PM

Oh, wait, you mean the other kind of beard…my bad.

Good Solid B-Plus on January 6, 2014 at 1:14 PM

Taking a hard detour, a line similar to this ended up as a throwaway line in a Doctor Who short a few years back (6:34ish):

“Oh, [The Master] just showed up again. Same as ever.”
“Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?”
“No, no beard this time. Well, a wife…”

The Schaef on January 6, 2014 at 2:03 PM

He’s no Russel Crowe.

peski on January 6, 2014 at 1:58 PM

Let’s not jump to conclusions: we haven’t heard him sing yet /Les Mis Humor

The Schaef on January 6, 2014 at 2:04 PM

He looks younger.

22044 on January 6, 2014 at 2:04 PM

I’d be trying to change my appearance as well.

Kafir on January 6, 2014 at 1:17 PM

Next step for Carney: getting into the witness protection program.

whatcat on January 6, 2014 at 2:06 PM

Don’t I recall that listeners perceive politicians with facial hair to be less honest.

2nd Ammendment Mother on January 6, 2014 at 2:16 PM

Damn near manly as Maddow.

M240H on January 6, 2014 at 2:17 PM

It doesn’t make him look older, smarter or truthful. That about does it for that new look.

Sabercat2 on January 6, 2014 at 2:25 PM

Lets see how long it takes to actually become a beard.

DanMan on January 6, 2014 at 2:41 PM

Punk @ss sissy? Sloppy bland is the new black?

onomo on January 6, 2014 at 2:44 PM

Punk @ss sissy? Sloppy bland is the new black?

onomo on January 6, 2014 at 2:44 PM

It’s probably too patchy for him to pull a Brian Wilson and use shoe polish to fill it out.

blammm on January 6, 2014 at 2:47 PM

blammm on January 6, 2014 at 2:47 PM

Yeah. My first thought was dust bunnies. He fell asleep under the edge of the bed maybe? But then there’s no way he’d of left the house without looking in the mirror, I don’t care how late he was running…unless… he thought the dust bunnies made him look…outdoorsy?

onomo on January 6, 2014 at 2:59 PM

What’s her name?

Oh, wait, you mean the other kind of beard…my bad.

Good Solid B-Plus on January 6, 2014 at 1:14 PM

Hah!

Othniel on January 6, 2014 at 3:06 PM

Makes him look even more like a vaggina.

CherryBombsBigBrownBeaver on January 6, 2014 at 3:07 PM

Just like the evil Mr. Spock in the alternate universe episode!

Brat on January 6, 2014 at 3:11 PM

He looks younger.

22044 on January 6, 2014 at 2:04 PM

Seriously, I had more of a beard than that when I first tried to grow a scruffy little one back when I was 17 or so.

UltimateBob on January 6, 2014 at 3:11 PM

That “suit” is really just a onesie painted to look like a suit, right?

JeremiahJohnson on January 6, 2014 at 3:12 PM

Now he kind of looks like Rachel Maddow.

OrbeaRider66 on January 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM

ow he kind of looks like Rachel Maddow.

OrbeaRider66 on January 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM

Nah, Maddow’s beard is longer and doesn’t have the patches.

Maddie on January 6, 2014 at 4:29 PM

…he probably has no pubes…he has to grow hair …somewhere!

KOOLAID2 on January 6, 2014 at 8:15 PM

That’s okay he still has his plaid onesies at home, so never fear his sudden onset of testosterone.

txmomof6 on January 6, 2014 at 9:23 PM

Probably as much DNA in that thing as in Lewinsky’s blue party dress.

Demonized on January 6, 2014 at 11:06 PM

Good Lord, I’m shaving mine off tomorrow morning.

dpduq on January 6, 2014 at 11:26 PM


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