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Good news from Piers Morgan: Obama’s a perfect physical specimen

posted at 8:44 am on December 3, 2013 by

If MSNBC’s dead set on replacing the “vacationing” Martin Bashir with another Brit who’ll happily kiss Democratic ass for a gig, I’ve got just the guy.

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From one narcissist to another.

vityas on December 3, 2013 at 8:47 AM

Blech

cmsinaz on December 3, 2013 at 9:05 AM

Any chance we can invade the British Isles and make them take Morgan back?

Thomas More on December 3, 2013 at 9:07 AM

They’re paying Piers in knee pads instead of dollars.

princetrumpet on December 3, 2013 at 9:09 AM

Piers, get a grip, you’re not Barry’s type.

Flange on December 3, 2013 at 9:10 AM

They’re paying Piers in knee pads instead of dollars.

princetrumpet on December 3, 2013 at 9:09 AM

With calluses on his knees, I doubt he even needs knee pads.

Flange on December 3, 2013 at 9:12 AM

So is Putin…and that little weirdo in North Korea. He bowls 300 games every day and nails a lot of hole’s in one when he golfs.
But they’re communists.

Mimzey on December 3, 2013 at 9:14 AM

The Perfect Specimen belongs in the perfect Petri dish.

TimBuk3 on December 3, 2013 at 9:17 AM

By perfect specimen I assume he’s referring to a-holes, right?

antipc on December 3, 2013 at 9:25 AM

Geeze Piers, get a room.

Sterling Holobyte on December 3, 2013 at 9:29 AM

I hear that “perfect specimen” still smokes and is a candidate for an early grave from lung cancer or emphysema.

TulsAmerican on December 3, 2013 at 9:30 AM

Any chance we can invade the British Isles and make them take Morgan back?

Thomas More on December 3, 2013 at 9:07 AM

Outlawed by the Geneva Convention. Not even Assad or Baby Kim would stoop that low.

rbj on December 3, 2013 at 9:33 AM

Piers, get a grip, you’re not Barry’s type.

No; apparently Rahm Emanuel is. And that guy he plays “cards” with…

Dirty Creature on December 3, 2013 at 9:42 AM

My Gaydar detector is now cranked up to 11.

Maddie on December 3, 2013 at 9:49 AM

Bathhouse Barry

Oil Can on December 3, 2013 at 9:58 AM

Yeah, he’s a specimen alright.

HumpBot Salvation on December 3, 2013 at 9:58 AM

JUG EARS !!!!

stenwin77 on December 3, 2013 at 10:02 AM

Piers isn’t the only Obama Fanboy:

you know, for one night, you baggers should remove the taint of your partisanship and celebrate the American presidency

President Obama is a fantastic representative of the US – a physical speciman with his statuesque height (very noticeable when he towers over other world leaders) and his charismatic personality that belies his towering intellect

tonight is a night we all celebrate the person behind the Presidency! [RWM note: It was the White House Correspondents Dinner where the 'press' celebrates itself, not the POTUS]

nonpartisan on April 27, 2013 at 9:43 PM

you could tell at the end that [Obama] was missing [the basket] on purpose…prob to connect by seeming more ordinary

nonpartisan on April 1, 2013 at 3:01 PM

he is one of the smartest presidents we’ve had, behind maybe only clinton in the last 50 years

partisan on April 12, 2013 at 10:20 AM

bush also wasnt president of harvard law review or a constitutional law professor at a top law school, now was he?

nonpartisan on April 12, 2013 at 10:39 AM

Whether you agree or disagree with the policy, you must understand his intention is noble.

nonpartisan on April 22, 2013 at 8:05 PM

Obama has kept his promise of having a transparent administration.

nonpartisan on May 15, 2013 at 8:03 PM

fyi, President Obama is speaking now. bbl. [SoRo: and after he lets his cats, Barack, Hussein, Obama, MichelleMyBell, Malia, Sasha, Grandma Robinson, Auntie Zeituni, Granny Sarah, Uncle Onyango, and BroMalik, out.]

nonpartisan on April 8, 2013 at 5:54 PM

Resist We Much on December 3, 2013 at 10:03 AM

A perfect stool specimen, yes.

MisterElephant on December 3, 2013 at 10:05 AM

Isn’t there a mental illness clause in our immigration laws? We’re not supposed to let certifiably insane people into our country, are we? Isn’t that reason enough to send this guy “home”?

GWB on December 3, 2013 at 10:08 AM

We’re not supposed to let certifiably insane people into our country, are we? Isn’t that reason enough to send this guy “home”?

GWB on December 3, 2013 at 10:08 AM

Who do you mean, obozo or Piers?

Flange on December 3, 2013 at 10:10 AM

Bromance.

NoPain on December 3, 2013 at 10:20 AM

I think they said the same things about you-know-who… had a weird little mustache, wore a uniform lots of the time, made partisan speeches which drove people nuts with rage and hatred, had a very close close cabal of advisors around him who profited from their access to Der… OOOPS! Almost gave it away without letting you guess!

ExpressoBold on December 3, 2013 at 10:21 AM

Resist We Much on December 3, 2013 at 10:03 AM

You made me throw up in my mouth.

bigmacdaddy on December 3, 2013 at 10:26 AM

Bathhouse Barry

Yeah… based on what a little guy Emanuel is, my guess is that Barry prefers to receive.

Dirty Creature on December 3, 2013 at 10:28 AM

hilarious~!

Murphy9 on December 3, 2013 at 10:36 AM

Would it be cruel to tell Piers that he’s too old, fat, and white to interest Barry?

Barry likes young, muscular, brown guys — like Reggie Love or Kal Penn.

AZCoyote on December 3, 2013 at 11:24 AM

Barry throws like a girl.

TarheelBen on December 3, 2013 at 11:35 AM

Resist We Much on December 3, 2013 at 10:03 AM

You made me throw up in my mouth.

bigmacdaddy on December 3, 2013 at 10:26 AM

Yeah, seriously! From now on, no more than three heave-tastic links per comment!

Maddie on December 3, 2013 at 11:47 AM

Resist We Much on December 3, 2013 at 10:03 AM

I don’t care if you don’t find me entertaining…I’m not your court jester

nonpartisan on December 2, 2013 at 10:06 PM

nobar on December 3, 2013 at 11:53 AM

I don’t care if you don’t find me entertaining…I’m not your court jester

nonpartisan on December 2, 2013 at 10:06 PM

Yeah; no, you kinda ARE…

Dirty Creature on December 3, 2013 at 12:05 PM

Who would ever listen to, or ever even care what any man with a first name like “Piers” has to say. Who the hell would name their kid “Piers“? And why would any grown man still go by it? And if, Obama is such a perfect physical specimen, why does he ride a girls bike?

Wallythedog on December 3, 2013 at 12:20 PM

Obama is such a perfect physical specimen, why does he ride a girls bike?

Easier to ride side saddle when he wears a skirt.

Dirty Creature on December 3, 2013 at 12:21 PM

A perfect stool specimen, yes.

MisterElephant on December 3, 2013 at 10:05 AM

Thank you.
I needed that.

freedomfirst on December 3, 2013 at 3:34 PM

Why is this shocking? Morgan has always been a professional performer of tonguebathing dimoturds.

bbinfl on December 3, 2013 at 4:48 PM

How about a pay-per-view cage match cat-fight between Tingles, Wharfboy, and partisan-hack over who gets first position with 0barky…..

dentarthurdent on December 3, 2013 at 5:52 PM

President Obama is a fantastic representative of the US – a physical speciman with his statuesque height

nonpartisan on April 27, 2013 at 9:43 PM

Obama is 6’1″, Michelle Obama is 5’11″, a veritable Amazon lady.

I had no idea. Obama always looked small to me. And Eleanor Roosevelt was 6’0″. FDR was 6’2″. So Michelle is only the 2nd tallest First Lady ever. I figured Eleanor for 5 feet, she seemed frumpy/dumpy. Also a left-wing counterpuncher. Didn’t figure on 6 feet tall.

Paul-Cincy on December 3, 2013 at 5:56 PM

Obama is 6’1″, Michelle Obama is 5’11″, a veritable Amazon lady.
Paul-Cincy on December 3, 2013 at 5:56 PM

And I think we all know which one “wears the pants”…..

dentarthurdent on December 3, 2013 at 5:59 PM

And Piers is just a specimen.

BTW, Piers is on the run: his newspaper buddies in the UK are gradually being rounded up for their phone hacking, which he participated in, so he’s riding out the storm over here bringing “hard-news” to simpletons on CNN.

virgo on December 3, 2013 at 11:54 PM

Umm.. Anyone else see the irony in this?

If a conservative or a Republican had said this the racist accusations would be flying. The media would be hollering about how they were comparing Barrack to a slave on auction back in the pre-Civil War south.

Deep Thought on December 4, 2013 at 11:39 AM

I guess that Piers has checked Barry out from head to toe, naked.

kemojr on December 4, 2013 at 4:06 PM

President Obama is a fantastic representative of the US – a physical speciman with his statuesque height

nonpartisan on April 27, 2013 at 9:43 PM

And yet…:KLANNNNG:

Cripes, do you call your significant other “Barrack” when the lights are low?

BlaxPac on December 5, 2013 at 12:40 AM

Icky thought. Mrs. Obama says he smells.

Fleuries on December 6, 2013 at 11:18 AM