Green Room

Time’s new cover on Chris Christie: “The elephant in the room”

posted at 8:08 am on November 7, 2013 by

Not the first time they’ve hit him with a headline on the cover that can easily be taken the wrong way. Last time they called him “the boss,” which I’m pretty sure was a Springsteen allusion but which Christie himself took as a mafia reference.

Coming in early 2016: “A jumbo-sized victory.”

cch

Recently in the Green Room:

Blowback

Trackbacks/Pings

Trackback URL

Comments

Christie/Incognito 2016! The Bully/Thug ticket!Yeah Christie’s going to play real well in the South and the heartland.What a joke!

redware on November 7, 2013 at 8:41 PM

He just ran against a woman who is tougher than Hillary Clinton..

rockmom

Jesus Christ…I bet he can lower the tides and make the crippled walk too, lol.

BTW, speaking of Hillary…exit polls taken during his basically unopposed race that the dems made no effort to win have him losing to her by 6%, lol. Bad news for big boy. He’ll lose to her by 10 in a real race where the dems show up.

xblade on November 7, 2013 at 9:23 PM

You guys crack me up.

rockmom on November 7, 2013 at 10:24 AM

No, you GOPe toadies who pivot from pimping one sure-loser moderate to another are hilarious. Right on cue. Tell us how lubbly-jubbly and delicious Mittmentum is again. For old times’ sake.

ddrintn on November 7, 2013 at 9:41 PM

Awesome. He’s already getting the Bachmann treatment from Time, eh? But, don’t all you wingers know? Christie is the pragmatic centrist that can win over Democrats and the press (birm). Just like McCain and Romney.

besser tot als rot on November 7, 2013 at 12:37 PM

LOL…Exactly right. The more things change…

ddrintn on November 7, 2013 at 9:44 PM

I wonder if Time would ever put Obama on the cover and make a monkey reference? No, I didn’t think so.

potvin on November 7, 2013 at 9:46 AM

… or Obama on the cover with a [email protected] reference

SheVee on November 7, 2013 at 10:45 PM

Awesome. He’s already getting the Bachmann treatment from Time, eh? But, don’t all you wingers know? Christie is the pragmatic centrist that can win over Democrats and the press (birm). Just like McCain and Romney.

besser tot als rot on November 7, 2013 at 12:37 PM

LOL…Exactly right. The more things change…

ddrintn on November 7, 2013 at 9:44 PM

Indeed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

ebrown2 on November 7, 2013 at 10:49 PM

Good grief, does Time magazine still exist?

Dhuka on November 7, 2013 at 8:39 PM

…they were hoping for a couple hundred more sales for the week!

KOOLAID2 on November 7, 2013 at 11:09 PM

LOL…Exactly right. The more things change…

ddrintn on November 7, 2013 at 9:44 PM

dd!…bluegill thinks…it has changed! /

KOOLAID2 on November 7, 2013 at 11:11 PM

One of the biggest problems the rightwing base has–one of many, btw–is an inability to judge things and people in the proper context.

You want Christie to be a red state conservative. You want him to check all of your boxes. He can’t be a red state conservative in NJ. Nor can he set your little uncompromising rightwing hearts aflutter and have a snowball’s chance in hell of being a viable national candidate.

I’m still angry at Christie for undermining Romney in the last days of the 2012 campaign, but the support he had across the board–women, Latinos, even some Dems–proves that a Republican can complete in a blue state.

The rightwingers just want to write off all the blue states. Great strategy, if you’re happy being losers with principles.

Greg Gutfeld aced it: first win, then fight.

Conservatives don’t want to win. That would mean “compromising.” Far too many people voted for Obama because it made them feel good. Conservatives want to fight, it seems mostly to keep people out of their exclusive little tent, because it makes them feel good. Superior. Those practical Republicans who want to win? Idiots.

You’re all still telling yourselves a little fairy tale about moderates being losers, when being moderate isn’t what did in Dole, McCain and Romney. You’re scared to death that Christie might win and put the final nail in the coffin of social conservatism, which is now politically toxic. You’re afraid Christie might win and completely pull the rug out from under the far right, showing them to be the unrealistic sanctimonious blowhards they are.

The blowhards have met a blowhard that just might be able to win without bowing down before them. Does making fun of his weight help mitigate your fear of political irrelevancy?

Meredith on November 8, 2013 at 12:24 AM

I’m still angry at Christie for undermining Romney in the last days of the 2012 campaign, but

What did Laura Ingraham used to call that? The monkey butt?
Eeee-eee! Ooooh-oooh! Ahhh-ahhhh!

Think about what you just wrote. A Republican undermined another Republican in the last days of a campaign, and it wasn’t for city council. And you have the nerve to add a “but…..”

I’ll never get over that. I want to see him get the exact same, if not worse.

Marcus on November 8, 2013 at 7:36 AM

Rags like Time do articles on the insensitivity of the name Washington Redskins, then show a picture of Christie on the cover with the title “The Elephant in the Room.” Seriously? Why do I think they may not be referring to his Republican party affiliation?

NoPain on November 8, 2013 at 8:55 AM

Looking at the Time cover photo…no…representation of Christie and see in your mind’s eye the profile of an elephant with its trunk raised/mouth opened – trumpeting.

I don’t care for Christie. He’s a RINO, he pampers NJ imams. He has a blustery, in-your-face personality which encompasses characteristics of people many would consider to be those of your typical bully. An overused word, “bully”, but on the mark for describing Christie’s sometimes persona.

Apparently TIME figures him therefore deserving of their parading his appearance for public humiliation via oh-so-clever visual snark.

No wonder the rag’s sale price was $1.

GGMac on November 8, 2013 at 10:48 AM

No more holding my nose and walking into the polling booth…if he/she ain’t verifiably conservative,take a hike. I will continue to wait for Christ’s return or my departure.

crosshugger on November 8, 2013 at 4:50 PM

Reminds me of the cover TIME ran in 2007. Obama on the cover titled and words “THE DARK HORSE.”

Oh, wait… I don’t think they ran with that.

I think I’m confusing it with the TIME cover that had Obama and “WHAT AN ASS” referring to the Democrats mascot.

hepcat on November 8, 2013 at 8:08 PM

Meredith on November 8, 2013 at 12:24 AM

You are pretty much wrong on every single point here. If RINOs are so good, where is President Romney? Where is President McCain? President Dole?

In the last 40 years we have nominated one conservative. One. He won in two landslides. The moderates are (not counting Ford because there was no way in the world he could win that one after he pardoned Nixon), 3 (Bush, Bush II, Bush II)- 4 (Bush, Dole, McCain, Romney). I think that the 2-0 (100%) is much, much better than the losing average of 3-4 (apx. 43%). You do the math.

People want, people yearn for a conservative voice. They will respond to it en masse. If there is barely a shade of grey between the two candidates (Romneycare, Obamacare), many people won’t bother to vote.

Theophile on November 9, 2013 at 12:56 AM

What happens if/when Christie gets as svelte as Jesse Jackson Jr. after his gastric bypass surgery? He’s still a RINO but what will the MSM say about him? Just wondering…

Fallon on November 9, 2013 at 9:48 AM

Just “Liberals” being “liberal”.

KMC1 on November 9, 2013 at 10:47 AM

Time does not have a COVER. They are no longer printed.

This story is a useless tidbit of internet stupidity designed to make the socialists, who destroyed the actual magazine, relevant.

Do NOT click on any link to them!

Freddy on November 9, 2013 at 3:20 PM

This is great – the guy tries to skewer conservatives for thinking that moderates are losers and then names three losers in a row.

“You’re all still telling yourselves a little fairy tale about moderates being losers, when being moderate isn’t what did in Dole, McCain and Romney.”

12th Legion on November 9, 2013 at 6:57 PM

Subtle. The “Gods of Food” headline above him was a nice touch.

righty45 on November 9, 2013 at 7:44 PM

Time’s next cover should be a picture of Obama with the caption “The Jackass in the Room.”

Let’s see how that flies.

NoPain on November 11, 2013 at 9:27 AM

Sorry. I missed dominigan’s on 11/7. Beat me to it.

NoPain on November 11, 2013 at 9:30 AM


HotAir — Politics, Culture, Media, 2017, Breaking News from a conservative viewpoint

Fixing crime in America is a complicated issue

Taylor Millard Jun 23, 2017 8:31 PM
Top Pick

Cops alone won’t solve it.

Top Pick

Victim’s father was President Maduro’s supervisor back when he was a bus driver.

Democrats forgot all about the “era of good feelings”

“Bernie and Jane Sanders have lawyered up.”

“the Judiciary Committee is examining the circumstances surrounding the removal of James Comey.”

Winning isn’t everything. It is the only thing

Trump signs VA reform bill into law

John Sexton Jun 23, 2017 2:41 PM

“What happened was a national disgrace, and yet some of the employees involved in these scandals remained on the payrolls.”

A new era of something.

“…died suddenly in less than a week just after his return to the U.S.”

The shortsightedness of “Denounce and Preserve”

Taylor Millard Jun 23, 2017 12:11 PM

Pragmatism for the sake of pragmatism doesn’t always work.

Perhaps if you threw in a new car?

Gay marriages still growing, but not as fast

Andrew Malcolm Jun 23, 2017 10:31 AM

More, but not as quickly.

Should’ve stuck with the pirate gig. It was working for him

The battle for the rubble of Raqqa is underway

Andrew Malcolm Jun 23, 2017 8:51 AM

Won’t be much left.

Your list of demands is a publicity stunt

“what happened that day was emblematic of a deeply troubling trend among progressives…”

“The jobs are still leaving. Nothing has stopped.”

Bad vendor. Bad! No cookie!

“The Corps is just starting to grapple with the issues the court has identified.”

“So you want me to sing my praises, is that what you’re saying?”

Why would we possibly want that?

“I mean he sold our country to The Russians.”

I could think of someone else you might want to ask about…

“You can ask a hundred people what hate speech is and you get a thousand different answers”

Trump: I never made any recordings of Comey

Allahpundit Jun 22, 2017 2:01 PM

Bluff.

Hackers stole private data from election databases

John Sexton Jun 22, 2017 1:21 PM

“90,000 records stolen by Russian state actors contained drivers license numbers”

Failure to protect the city

Big man on the Middle Eastern campus

Biased Americans see media as biased.

Tough times down on the liberal ranch

Will Nancy Pelosi survive this latest Dem disaster?

Andrew Malcolm Jun 22, 2017 8:41 AM

Eat quick, before it’s gone.

Slow your roll, boss

“I’m bothered by the lack of emerging evidence…”

FIrst look at the Senate health bill

John Sexton Jun 21, 2017 9:21 PM

“the Senate bill would go farther than the House version in its approach to cutting Medicaid spending.”

Divide and conquer?