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15 of Baseball’s Best Before They Were Bearded

posted at 6:32 pm on October 30, 2013 by

This is a little Series-themed silliness in the Buzzfeed community, by yours truly. You think they look weird with facial hair? Wait til you see them without. Click to read:

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The 1870s called and they want their facial hair back.

Mallard T. Drake on October 30, 2013 at 7:06 PM

Anyone else think unbearded Mike Carp looks like Jared Loughner? Creepy.

rcpjr on October 30, 2013 at 7:15 PM

11. Jarrod Saltalatalamalamacchia

LOL!

Go Sox!

turfmann on October 30, 2013 at 7:25 PM

Not a fan of these pointless posts that clutter the site and are only of interest to a small number of readers.

bluegill on October 30, 2013 at 7:33 PM

Not a fan of these pointless posts that clutter the site and are only of interest to a small number of readers.

bluegill on October 30, 2013 at 7:33 PM

But I’ll comment on them anyway.

Rocks on October 30, 2013 at 7:39 PM

I am offended that these men have beards. Our slaveholding founders had beards. Therefore, racists all.

faraway on October 30, 2013 at 8:03 PM

I hate baseball players with beards! Yuck.

francesca on October 30, 2013 at 8:08 PM

Well you fit into Buzzfeed perfectly Ham, and that’s not a compliment.

lowandslow on October 30, 2013 at 8:11 PM

I’m rooting for the sweet, sweet Asteroid of Doom

rbj on October 30, 2013 at 8:12 PM

I’d never seen Brian Wilson without a beard before today.

22044 on October 30, 2013 at 8:20 PM

I asked the autographed photo of Stan The Man Musial on the wall what he thought of all the hipster beards in Major League Ball and listened intently for the great man’s answer. From out of the ether it came:

“They look like a feral pack of hobos sporting this decade’s version of the mullet.”

M240H on October 30, 2013 at 8:28 PM

Mike Napoli, Josh Reddick and Brian Wilson (not to be confused with the Beach Boy) look like rejects from a ZZ Top tribute band audition.

Bigfoot on October 30, 2013 at 8:44 PM

It is Hunting Season. *scratch*

Bmore on October 30, 2013 at 9:05 PM

But I’ll comment on them anyway.

Rocks on October 30, 2013 at 7:39 PM

Lolz! She just can’t help herself. ; )

Bmore on October 30, 2013 at 9:06 PM

Not a fan of these pointless posts that clutter the site and are only of interest to a small number of readers.

bluegill on October 30, 2013 at 7:33 PM

…than why do you stalk her?…
after Romney…now… you’ve become the only single “amnesty” issue stalker…but… hey…carry on!

KOOLAID2 on October 30, 2013 at 9:24 PM

Not a fan of these pointless posts that clutter the site and are only of interest to a small number of readers.

bluegill on October 30, 2013 at 7:33 PM

Baseball. Whoever heard of that narrow interest?

Well you fit into Buzzfeed perfectly Ham, and that’s not a compliment.

lowandslow on October 30, 2013 at 8:11 PM

Is there a cross between a douche and a blowhard? New species. You are it. Also, learn to punctuate before you talk smack again.

Mary Katharine Ham on October 30, 2013 at 9:36 PM

Ham is a Buzzfeeder. LOL

Wigglesworth on October 30, 2013 at 9:40 PM

Hey bluegill. Sarah Palin rocks!

22044 on October 30, 2013 at 9:45 PM

Is there a cross between a douche and a blowhard?

Douchebagbellows?

M240H on October 30, 2013 at 10:16 PM

Not a fan of these pointless posts that clutter the site and are only of interest to a small number of readers.

bluegill on October 30, 2013 at 7:33 PM

And yet…here you are.

Hmmm.

Solaratov on October 30, 2013 at 10:24 PM

Is there a cross between a douche and a blowhard? New species. You are it. Also, learn to punctuate before you talk smack again.

Mary Katharine Ham on October 30, 2013 at 9:36 PM

Why Mary Katharine Ham, how are you ever going to get anyone to embrace your viewpoint when to treat them like that? Or is it just liberals like Juan Williams that deserves your civility? Or maybe the OWS type whackjob liberals at Buzzfeed?

lowandslow on October 30, 2013 at 10:25 PM

lowandslow on October 30, 2013 at 10:25 PM

…y o u…is you!…not ‘them’…and you think you’re civil?

KOOLAID2 on October 30, 2013 at 10:46 PM

bluegill on October 30, 2013 at 7:33 PM

You don’t understand the concept of blogs, do you?

malclave on October 30, 2013 at 10:52 PM

Hey bluegill. Sarah Palin rocks!

22044 on October 30, 2013 at 9:45 PM

…careful!…the meds from that Moby… maybe out of kilter again!

KOOLAID2 on October 30, 2013 at 10:52 PM

…careful!…the meds from that Moby… maybe out of kilter again!

KOOLAID2 on October 30, 2013 at 10:52 PM

Heh!

22044 on October 30, 2013 at 10:56 PM

lowandslow on October 30, 2013 at 8:11 PM

…I’m a little surprised at you!…you don’t usually bite at people… who are basically on the same side!

KOOLAID2 on October 30, 2013 at 10:56 PM

Heh!

22044 on October 30, 2013 at 10:56 PM

…her blueballs are acting up!

KOOLAID2 on October 30, 2013 at 10:58 PM

Is there a cross between a douche and a blowhard?

Various occupants of two places along Pennsylvania Avenue come to mind.

Bigfoot on October 30, 2013 at 11:15 PM

Sox Win!!!!!!!

MKH, I Love the smackdown of the gilled one.

D-fusit on October 30, 2013 at 11:26 PM

Beards are for millionaires that can’t afford to join the dollar razor club.

rukiddingme on October 30, 2013 at 11:30 PM

Not a fan of these pointless posts that clutter the site and are only of interest to a small number of readers.

bluegill on October 30, 2013 at 7:33 PM

What’s your favorite position?

arnold ziffel on October 31, 2013 at 12:13 AM

I hope they keep the beards. Looked good out there. I keep mine because it hides my other chin. 🙂

Is there a cross between a douche and a blowhard? New species. You are it. Also, learn to punctuate before you talk smack again.

Mary Katharine Ham on October 30, 2013 at 9:36 PM

Heh……. if he was German, he’d be a Deutsche Bag.

keep up the good work, MKH. You’re good people and a good read.

TKindred on October 31, 2013 at 3:07 AM

Why Mary Katharine Ham, how are you ever going to get anyone to embrace your viewpoint when to treat them like that? Or is it just liberals like Juan Williams that deserves your civility? Or maybe the OWS type whackjob liberals at Buzzfeed?

lowandslow on October 30, 2013 at 10:25 PM

One good thing about conservatives is that we don’t act like liberals.

Then along comes a guy like this. Oh well, the exception proves the rule, I guess…or something.

Anyway, I am opposed to full beards. Down with beards, down with beards!! As a woman, however, I am fully in favor of men in baseball uniforms. Best get-up in professional sports, hands-down. 🙂

Grace_is_sufficient on October 31, 2013 at 5:51 AM

I’m so happy that Boston won. Lots of former Texas Rangers on there (Napoli, Salty, Koji to name a few) John Lackey lives in Fort Worth. Mostly I’m happy because they beat St. Louis. To quote another sports legend here in D/FW, Dirk Nowitski (in German accent) TAKE THAT WIT CHOO! How do YOU like losing the World Series bit–es?! I’m a Texas Rangers fan and game 6 of the 2011 WS still rankles.

neyney on October 31, 2013 at 7:40 AM

Now that beards are apparently the in thing, I need to shave mine.

NotCoach on October 31, 2013 at 9:24 AM

Mary Katharine, I will start a college fund for you know who, if you will send the gilled one into moderation. ; ) Seriously. I know you have the power. ; )

Bmore on October 31, 2013 at 10:41 AM

As Old Hoss Radbourn joked in his Twitter feed, it was very disconcerting to see Dustin Pedroia at bat to end the inning…and then right away see a preview for “The Hobbit” during the commerical break.

Waggoner on October 31, 2013 at 11:37 AM

There are some pretty epic beards there.

Lovin’ my beard, especially now that it’s starting to get chilly.

Othniel on November 1, 2013 at 2:11 PM


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