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Video: The worst pageant answer ever?

posted at 8:11 am on June 17, 2013 by

A tape-measure blast, whether or not you think it landed a bit further than Miss Teen South Carolina’s moon shot from a few years ago.

The best part is when she starts talking about jobs. Clearly she had an answer prepared on that subject; this simply wasn’t the question for it. But when you’re blanking, better to say something random than nothing at all.

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She will still marry well.

FireBlogger on June 17, 2013 at 9:15 AM

Average girls say “life just ain’t fair.” I would say “honey it don’t just happen to ladies either.”

arnold ziffel on June 17, 2013 at 10:15 PM

Hot and super crazy. What a combination.

Yes…she will marry well.

Jaibones on June 17, 2013 at 11:21 PM

What I get from this is…..

It was an asinine question.

Intelligent people can freeze up on live television.

She is epically gorgeous.

Reggie1971 on June 17, 2013 at 11:45 PM

Sorry, what was the question, again?

virgo on June 18, 2013 at 12:08 AM

When they can’t answer the question, because they either don’t understand it or don’t know the answer, then just say “I’m for world peace.” and “Can’t we just all get along?” No problem. Contest won.

HiJack on June 18, 2013 at 12:22 AM

Better question:

If you are talking on the phone with your mother and your husband asks you to go into the kitchen and fix him a ham sammich, what do you do?

BigAlSouth on June 17, 2013 at 3:14 PM

Trick question.

She should have already made sure he had a sammich and beer before calling her mother.

malclave on June 18, 2013 at 12:47 AM

She sticks to her talking points and looks way nicer than DWS who merely sticks to her talking points while looking like a mess.

Sherman1864 on June 18, 2013 at 9:19 AM

When asked any question whatsoever ,Elizabeth Warren, another looker, also referred to jobs n family jobs n family.

And that got her a tribal seat in the senate (in Massachusetts of course).

(Isn’t that where Romney governed?)


Anyway at least the beauty and the beast have the same talking points…..

Sherman1864 on June 18, 2013 at 9:27 AM

I wonder why Nene Leakes is on the show anyway, that’s messed up.
(hangs head in shame because I know who Nene Leakes is)
22044 on June 17, 2013 at 9:16 AM

I appreciate your honesty, Pilgrim!

No idea who this Ninny Leaks might be….

Sherman1864 on June 18, 2013 at 9:31 AM

“Harsher penalties for parole violators, Stan. And world peace.”

UnrepentantCurmudgeon on June 18, 2013 at 11:27 AM

This thread should be labeled as one of the worst questions asked of a beauty contestant.

SC.Charlie on June 18, 2013 at 12:18 PM

Here’s the “other” Miss Utah — the one going to Miss America.

Also quite stunning.

Magson on June 18, 2013 at 12:25 PM