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Dan Pfeiffer – Mr. Irrelevant

posted at 10:45 am on May 20, 2013 by

I realize the gang here was all over all the relevant irrelevance spouted by Dan Pfeiffer, addressed mainly by subject. But it’s worth noting that for the first time in American culture, we now have two reigning men that are Mr. Irrelevant. And I don’t think Dan Pfeiffer played much football.

In an annual tradition that began in 1976 by former player, businessman and part-time actor Paul Salata, the very last person picked in the NFL draft each year, sometimes 450 selections after the draft commences, hosts a week long golf tournament, regatta, roast, and presents Mr. Irrelevant with the Lowsman Trophy, which is of course the opposite of the Heisman Trophy. The trophy itself strikes the same pose as the Heisman, except with the player fumbling the ball.

Until yesterday, Mr. Irrelevant lived only in the hearts of minds of only the most loyal followers of the draft. Thanks to his stunning performance on the Sunday show circuit yesterday, Mr. Irrelevant should now forever be linked to Obama special assistant Dan Pfeiffer, who saw the law, the Benghazi talking points, and where Obama was the night of the attack last September 11th on our consulate, all as being irrelevant.

Now if only we could undo the damange of Obamacare and make the rest of the administration just as irrelevant. The country would be far better off.







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Dan Rice did Susan Pfeiffer proud…

workingclass artist on May 20, 2013 at 10:55 AM

spinning, spinning, so much spinning Mr Pfeiffer. He’s a perfect example of this administration. When cornered double down. This has worked in the past because the MSM is the spin enabler. Sadly it looks like they are enabling again. I realize that Mr. Rosen is ONLY a Fox News Reporter but the AP story coupled with Mr Rosen’s should stop the MSM spinning. I guess they will all be spinning. You know what happens if you spin too much? You dig a hole…straight to h e l l.

neyney on May 20, 2013 at 11:47 AM

Do Pfeiffer, Bill Burton, David Plouffe, and Jim Messina make anyone else’s skin crawl?

All four of these apparatchiks are blatant liars and creepy as hell.

Common Sense Floridian on May 20, 2013 at 11:57 AM

“Irrelevent”? At this rate he’s gonna find the American people “out of order” and “in contempt” very shortly. Why isn’t Guantanamo this spinning tool’s home address yet?

onomo on May 20, 2013 at 11:58 AM

Do Pfeiffer, Bill Burton, David Plouffe, and Jim Messina make anyone else’s skin crawl?

All four of these apparatchiks are blatant liars and creepy as hell.

Common Sense Floridian on May 20, 2013 at 11:57 AM

Yes. And add David Axelrod and Valerie Jarrett to that list too.

Not to mention the boy-king himself.

UltimateBob on May 20, 2013 at 12:18 PM

Do Pfeiffer, Bill Burton, David Plouffe, and Jim Messina make anyone else’s skin crawl?

All four of these apparatchiks are blatant liars and creepy as hell.

Common Sense Floridian on May 20, 2013 at 11:57 AM

Yes. And add David Axelrod and Valerie Jarrett to that list too.

Not to mention the boy-king himself.

UltimateBob on May 20, 2013 at 12:18 PM

Stephanie Cutter as well!

22044 on May 20, 2013 at 12:23 PM

They are all pukes……….

crosshugger on May 20, 2013 at 12:41 PM

Not to mention the boy-king himself.

UltimateBob on May 20, 2013 at 12:18 PM

Don’t ya think the use of boy king is a little over the top and RACISSSSSST?

belad on May 20, 2013 at 2:08 PM

Do Pfeiffer, Bill Burton, David Plouffe, and Jim Messina make anyone else’s skin crawl?

All four of these apparatchiks are blatant liars and creepy as hell.

Common Sense Floridian on May 20, 2013 at 11:57 AM

Yes. And add David Axelrod and Valerie Jarrett to that list too.

Not to mention the boy-king himself.

UltimateBob on May 20, 2013 at 12:18 PM

Stephanie Cutter as well!

22044 on May 20, 2013 at 12:23 PM

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“….they’re all in awe of the president. They have an unhealthy love for him.”—Jonathan Alter

mrt721 on May 20, 2013 at 3:26 PM