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Video: The Bagram Batman

posted at 1:22 pm on April 23, 2013 by

Via the Free Beacon, these are real Army promos.


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Ummmm . . . at least we know they’re not spending a bunch of money on them.

SoRight on April 23, 2013 at 1:28 PM

When I saw the guy wearing huge headphones I thought this was a period piece from 1978.

Mark1971 on April 23, 2013 at 1:32 PM

Holy Guadalcanal!

Shy Guy on April 23, 2013 at 1:47 PM

Heh, funny, but they got the line wrong both times; the offending soldiers should say “I swear to God I’ll never do it again!”

Hence Batman saying “SWEAR TO ME!!”

Good Solid B-Plus on April 23, 2013 at 2:10 PM

When I saw the guy wearing huge headphones I thought this was a period piece from 1978.

Mark1971 on April 23, 2013 at 1:32 PM</blockquote

No, they are some new godawful trend. For a measly $200 you can own some Dr Dre headphones yourself. I had a lady at work explain to me why her middle age black husband had spent so much on headphones.

jhffmn on April 23, 2013 at 2:31 PM

Better Batman, than Fire Marshal Bill.

LincolntheHun on April 23, 2013 at 5:05 PM

Ahhh, military PSAs. How much I miss them. Not.

quikstrike98 on April 23, 2013 at 5:26 PM

Ummmm . . . at least we know they’re not spending a bunch of money on them.

SoRight on April 23, 2013 at 1:28 PM

I can live with that.

Count to 10 on April 23, 2013 at 6:38 PM

I can’t wait to see the one on VD.

trigon on April 24, 2013 at 1:21 AM

AFN is worth watching just for the low-budget commercials. The better-produced ones are pretty boring-go to this website to get information, stop smoking, stop raping people, etc. Pooky’s unit got a kick out of the Bagram Batman, though.

This one’s a classic. I’m a styrofoam cup, YO!

pookysgirl on April 24, 2013 at 1:48 AM

I can’t wait to see the one on VD.

trigon on April 24, 2013 at 1:21 AM

Having sat through more than one outrageously profane, graphically illustrated STD lecture delivered by Navy Corpsmen, I can only say, “Thank you for ruining my appetite.”

quikstrike98 on April 24, 2013 at 4:17 PM