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Video: Please identify this burglar before he hurts himself any further

posted at 5:17 pm on March 28, 2013 by

Seriously, someone has to know who this is. He’s not exactly keeping a low profile in any sense of the term. Police in Redding, California would like to identify him before he wanders into traffic.

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You have to burgle to be called a burglar.

ButterflyDragon on March 28, 2013 at 5:20 PM

I think his name is Tim Geithner.

Flange on March 28, 2013 at 5:21 PM

Well at least those pillows he strapped to his waist under his clothing broke his fall.

NeoKong on March 28, 2013 at 5:24 PM

Should have Yakkity Sax (a la Benny Hill) playing.

RegularJoe on March 28, 2013 at 5:37 PM

Wasn’t that Jessie Ventura?

HotAirian on March 28, 2013 at 5:40 PM

That’s what Ed Schultz has been doing these days after finding out he’s been exiled to weekends.

JetBoy on March 28, 2013 at 5:49 PM

Look for him at the next Occupy demonstration.

TB on March 28, 2013 at 6:00 PM

Poor Olbermann. He hasn’t been out of a job all that long and he looks terrible.

antipc on March 28, 2013 at 6:01 PM

Is that stomach or a “fanny” bag.

Oil Can on March 28, 2013 at 6:10 PM

Should have Yakkity Sax (a la Benny Hill) playing.

RegularJoe on March 28, 2013 at 5:37 PM

.
Yep.

listens2glenn on March 28, 2013 at 6:17 PM

Now we know what really happened to Curly Howard.

princetrumpet on March 28, 2013 at 6:17 PM

You have to burgle to be called a burglar.

ButterflyDragon on March 28, 2013 at 5:20 PM

Winner!

BigGator5 on March 28, 2013 at 6:33 PM

Big Deal. I could plead him to Drunk and Disorderly.

Psssst.

BigAlSouth on March 28, 2013 at 6:48 PM

You have to burgle to be called a burglar.

ButterflyDragon on March 28, 2013 at 5:20 PM

Lets call him “vandal” then.

Count to 10 on March 28, 2013 at 6:52 PM

I can’t stop laughing!

VegasRick on March 28, 2013 at 6:53 PM

Stop IT before it breeds!

GarandFan on March 28, 2013 at 7:00 PM

That guy tried to sell me some encyclopedias.

rogerb on March 28, 2013 at 7:14 PM

I think good odds are he is a drug user. But hey, its ok… right?

astonerii on March 28, 2013 at 7:48 PM

I think he has hair plugs.

Aviator on March 28, 2013 at 8:48 PM

That gut is something to behold.

Count to 10 on March 28, 2013 at 9:00 PM

That’s KeninCT.

You know it is.

Bishop on March 28, 2013 at 10:00 PM

Well, we know he can do THAT!

This will be on the next World’s Dumbest. You have to be a fan to catch that reference.

flataffect on March 28, 2013 at 11:13 PM

He may be in California now, but I’m all but certain that he’s been in my car in Florida…

PointnClick on March 29, 2013 at 4:57 AM

Now we know what really happened to Curly Howard.

princetrumpet on March 28, 2013 at 6:17 PM

Woop,woopwooopwoopwoop!

SagebrushPuppet on March 29, 2013 at 7:59 AM

That’s Kim Jong Un and he tried and failed to settle accounts.

Shy Guy on March 29, 2013 at 8:48 AM

I’m pretty sure that’s Michael Moore…

av8tr on March 29, 2013 at 9:12 AM

He must have worked with Snake Dupree and Eddie Leadbetter from the movie “Big Trouble”.

JoeHanson on March 29, 2013 at 9:25 AM

Yes, pull up your stocking to get a good look at the store and reveal your face to the camera first, then pull it down.

CrustyB on March 29, 2013 at 9:48 AM

He was smart to pull that mask over his face when he did. Now they’ll never find him.

RadClown on March 29, 2013 at 9:54 AM

I recognized him right away. That is Ed Schultz. I guess losing that primetime spot was very traumatic for old Ed the Red.

ObamatheMessiah on March 29, 2013 at 10:04 AM

What is that “outfit” he is wearing? Very understated, perfect for the occasion.

Cindy Munford on March 29, 2013 at 10:25 AM

Big Deal. I could plead him to Drunk and Disorderly.

Psssst.

BigAlSouth on March 28, 2013 at 6:48 PM

You’d have better luck with Dumb and Discombobulated.

Oldnuke on March 29, 2013 at 11:47 AM

What is that “outfit” he is wearing? Very understated, perfect for the occasion.

Cindy Munford on March 29, 2013 at 10:25 AM

He’s been taking fashion tips from M.O.

Oldnuke on March 29, 2013 at 11:48 AM

I really wish they’d stop letting Biden out alone at night.

bmmg39 on March 29, 2013 at 12:09 PM

Bawny Fwank is getting desperate now that he’s out of work….

dentarthurdent on March 29, 2013 at 2:42 PM

I don’t think he is a burglar, but a vandal pissed off at the store because they wouldn’t let him buy booze with his food stamps.

NotCoach on March 29, 2013 at 3:50 PM

It’s AP on a Saturday night after the Kitties have kick him out of the apartment earlier in the evening.

RickB on March 29, 2013 at 4:56 PM

It’s a bird…

It’s a plane…

NO!

IT’S CAPTAIN ASSHOLE!!!

hillbillyjim on March 29, 2013 at 5:16 PM

Stop IT before it breeds!

GarandFan on March 28, 2013 at 7:00 PM

It’s too late; from all appearances, it seems that he’s already pregnant.

Pray.

Hard.

hillbillyjim on March 29, 2013 at 5:19 PM

Am I mistaken, or did the guy break the window by throwing a tightly wound ball of Food Stamps at it? If he did, then he must be identified so they can replace his Food Stamps before he starves to death.

NOMOBO on March 29, 2013 at 7:32 PM

Oh no! Ignatius J. has turned to crime!

Aplombed on March 31, 2013 at 12:44 PM

The man’s fifteen minutes o’fame are going to be harsh….

apostic on March 31, 2013 at 1:28 PM

it’s bluegill in form and function

gracie on March 31, 2013 at 2:48 PM

O voter.

RedNewEnglander on March 31, 2013 at 6:44 PM