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Bad news: Lizard people have joined the Secret Service

posted at 11:12 am on March 26, 2013 by

Via Danger Room, here’s one way to ensure O’s security detail won’t hit the brothels on trips abroad. Unless, of course, there are lizard-people prostitutes too. In which case, never mind.

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What’s wrong with the video’s narrators/writers? How could they possibly have missed the Zionist conspiracy angle? I mean, they caught him AT THE AIPAC SPEECH.

If this isn’t proof Jews control the universe–I mean, world–nothing is.

Meryl Yourish on March 26, 2013 at 11:20 AM

Oh boy. Here come the Alex Jones fans.

ButterflyDragon on March 26, 2013 at 11:24 AM

That’s the problem with the Feds. Lizard People only work for exorbitant salaries.

If they had used the insect people, that would solve the budget deficit right there.

Nethicus on March 26, 2013 at 11:36 AM

Yes. YES! I have been vindicated.

Lizard Man 2016

Bishop on March 26, 2013 at 11:38 AM

So, when to the libs start pushing for human-lizard marriage?

Mr. Prodigy on March 26, 2013 at 12:10 PM

That’s the problem with the Feds. Lizard People only work for exorbitant salaries.
Nethicus on March 26, 2013 at 11:36 AM

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Lizard people are paid in babies which they consume, and that’s okay with most Dems.
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Insect peopl,e however, need adult humans to lay thier eggs i;, the larvae eat the host until it pupates. And this is a problem, as old people tend to vote, but now with ObamaCare, and Immigration reform….

LincolntheHun on March 26, 2013 at 12:37 PM

you know he answers to Jim Morrison, the Lizard King.

that grave in Paris is a actually a communications node. Hidden in plain sight, of course.

Tom Servo on March 26, 2013 at 12:42 PM

What’s wrong with the video’s narrators/writers? How could they possibly have missed the Zionist conspiracy angle? I mean, they caught him AT THE AIPAC SPEECH.

If this isn’t proof Jews control the universe–I mean, world–nothing is.

Meryl Yourish on March 26, 2013 at 11:20 AM

Did you listen to the audio? LoL

the narrator has an electronically enhanced voice and mentions that the speech is in front of the “zionist cabal”

also mentions “the powers that be”

JR on March 26, 2013 at 12:54 PM

according to the narrator the evil Jews are responsible for this guy yet “a Jewish news service” caught the video of him “shape-shifting.”

okie dokie

JR on March 26, 2013 at 12:58 PM

He came from Planet Carville.

OxyCon on March 26, 2013 at 1:06 PM

I heard the insect people actually made up the lizard people conspiracy to distract and throw people off of their trail.

Fezzik on March 26, 2013 at 1:22 PM

Lizard people have joined the Secret Service

And all of their vehicles are insured by Geico.

itsnotaboutme on March 26, 2013 at 1:40 PM

I outed U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan as a reptilian years ago. http://www.eiaonline.com/intercepts/2010/06/28/arne-duncan-reptilian/

Mike Antonucci on March 26, 2013 at 2:08 PM

So what these people are saying is that Charles Johnson closed down LGF, lost 100 pounds and got himself a job protecting his savior?

Aw, isn’t that special.

Lance Murdock on March 26, 2013 at 2:14 PM

Looks like someone dug up Michael Jackson.

Or what’s left of him.

Shy Guy on March 26, 2013 at 3:29 PM

So, does he have a sister?

Seth Halpern on March 26, 2013 at 3:29 PM

Are Obama’s reptilian guards allowed to have more than 10 rounds in their magazines? Or is that a privilege reserved for the 100% human agents?

Can the lizard agents tell the difference between gasoline and diesel when fueling the presidential limo? If so, maybe we should hire more of them.

Hayabusa on March 26, 2013 at 3:37 PM

Well… there goes the neighborhood….

CynicalOptimist on March 26, 2013 at 4:57 PM

Aren’t they supposed to have a secret base under the new Denver International Airport?

David Icke, calling David Icke…

Wanderlust on March 27, 2013 at 1:54 AM


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