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Video: Imagining the next wave of terrible Hollywood fairy-tale remakes

posted at 10:20 am on March 25, 2013 by

A minor classic from Red Letter Media, the same guys responsible for those brilliant feature-length “Star Wars” critiques. If we ever end up with a “Humpty Dumpty” movie, which seems all too plausible after watching this, the blood is on their hands.

There’s an F-bomb tucked away somewhere in here so please observe your content warning.

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Pizza Rolls! I love these guys. It’s a different take on movies.

Oil Can on March 25, 2013 at 10:40 AM

The sad bit is that ‘The Wall’ sounds kind of awesome.

Well, the first part.

Jokes are now real, y’all.

Nethicus on March 25, 2013 at 11:23 AM

I haven’t seen any of them. But are they worse then all the stupid comic book movies?

Blake on March 25, 2013 at 11:36 AM

If anyone here believed that joke at the end, that’s not a reflection on you.

That shows how pathetic Hollywood has become.

Capt_Nemo on March 25, 2013 at 11:45 AM

I’m still waiting for the remake of Arachnaphobia with Ms Muffet and her curd fed flamethrower. It’ll be whey cool!

CitizenEgg on March 25, 2013 at 11:55 AM

They haven’t made a violent, scary Pinocchio yet? Really? Go watch the Disney film again. That whale scene is terrifying to any child.

Meryl Yourish on March 25, 2013 at 11:59 AM

Sorry guys, “jokes became real” 5 years ago.

Ufdaubet on March 25, 2013 at 12:05 PM

I could see an African American actor playing Pinocchio. Hey, I have a perfect candidate for the role!

Archivarix on March 25, 2013 at 12:06 PM

Okay, I admit it: In the Wizard of Oz, those flying monkeys with the creepy song scared the shite out of little me. I had to get up and leave the room.

Blake on March 25, 2013 at 12:22 PM

Couldn’t be any worse than that Bible series. What a load of horrible steaming inaccurate crap that thing is.

John the Libertarian on March 25, 2013 at 12:26 PM

I am done with the entertainment indusrty. They can go fcck themselves.

kemojr on March 25, 2013 at 12:53 PM

“Jokes are now real.” —America’s epitaph.

squint on March 25, 2013 at 2:03 PM

Red Letter Media is the best thing ever. I can’t get enough of their stuff. Their newest venture, “Best of the Worst” is simply awesome.

Hannibal on March 25, 2013 at 2:12 PM

Red Letter Media is the best thing ever. I can’t get enough of their stuff. Their newest venture, “Best of the Worst” is simply awesome.

Hannibal on March 25, 2013 at 2:12 PM

Agreed. I love that show.

squint on March 25, 2013 at 3:27 PM

Two soft movie geeks talking is all.

Sherman1864 on March 26, 2013 at 1:59 AM