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Great news: Rodman arrives at the Vatican

posted at 1:52 pm on March 13, 2013 by

Hey, just look how well his magic worked in North Korea. Now that Dennis “The Worm” Rodman has arrived at the Vatican, this conclave will wrap up by … September.  I may have to start holding fundraising drives.

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In even better news, Rodman came here with an agenda rather than a basketball.  Follow the link to the Daily Caller for more.

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Rodman’s the new Pope?

Fallon on March 13, 2013 at 2:08 PM

well crap…white smoke on the day he arrives…coincidence?? I Think Not!

:P

airmonkey on March 13, 2013 at 2:15 PM

…love his outfit!

KOOLAID2 on March 13, 2013 at 2:16 PM

“Yo, new Pope dude, Kim Jong-un sends his regards.”

Ward Cleaver on March 13, 2013 at 2:32 PM

Whatever.

Logus on March 13, 2013 at 2:34 PM

I wonder if he still drives the hot pink flaming truck.

Red Creek on March 13, 2013 at 2:41 PM

So, what if the new Pope is black? Does Rodman then take a victory lap?

a capella on March 13, 2013 at 2:47 PM

Tapeworm

PopeWorm

Resist We Much on March 13, 2013 at 3:08 PM

Pope John Paul II was the American Hall of Fame basketball player’s favourite pontiff, he said: “He was cool as hell. He pretty much was like a pimp. Sitting up there … speaking like 20,000 different languages … He was great for the world.”

I don’t care who you are….that’s funny

Ditkaca on March 13, 2013 at 3:55 PM

Where does one get a jacket like that?

I want to avoid that place.

trigon on March 13, 2013 at 4:58 PM

Note to Rodman’s: The 60′s is long over so you may want to lose the “flower power” jacket. Just sayin’.

Kingfisher on March 13, 2013 at 6:14 PM

Rodman’s multiple metal piercings must be a royal pain in the ass for TSA to evaluate and clear.

Kingfisher on March 13, 2013 at 6:16 PM

Note to Rodman’s: The 60′s is long over so you may want to lose the “flower power” jacket. Just sayin’.

Kingfisher on March 13, 2013 at 6:14 PM

It helps to distract you from noticing the pieces of metal sticking out of his face.

Flange on March 13, 2013 at 6:18 PM

Rodman’s multiple metal piercings must be a royal pain in the ass for TSA to evaluate and clear.

Kingfisher on March 13, 2013 at 6:16 PM

Or maybe not.

Flange on March 13, 2013 at 6:19 PM

Dennis Rodman..the socially acceptable face of mental illness.
For some reason, don’t ask me why.

Mimzey on March 13, 2013 at 8:20 PM

Oh,I’m not fooled,this is a Team America Movie
plot,to send Rodman on a Dastardly Deed,on behalf
of Boy King of North Korea!

Yes,pure Crazy Talk!
(snark)

canopfor on March 13, 2013 at 8:33 PM

Has Rodman asked to ride the Papal Bull yet?

viking01 on March 13, 2013 at 8:45 PM

Ed and Dennis are out partying right now.

Blake on March 13, 2013 at 9:55 PM

There is this joke about a man who went on a trip.

As the man is flying above the Earth, there is a catastrophic failure and the man is ejected from the plane. As the man is falling, he begins to pray … help me St Francis. Out of a cloud comes a large God-like hand which catches the man. A booming voice can be heard to say … St Francis of Assisi or St Francis Xavier ? The man is startled. After a moment to think, he replied … St Francis Xavier. The hand flips over and releases the man.

Catholic humor … it is a difficult concept.

J_Crater on March 13, 2013 at 10:00 PM

That jacket is, um, interesting. Better, though, than the Silver Lamé blouse he’ll sport Tuesday when Oprah interviews him. I’ll watch wearing sunglasses.

Ladysmith CulchaVulcha on March 13, 2013 at 11:45 PM

Rodman sounds so stupid. The guy acts and talks like trash. Totally worthless.

bluegill on March 14, 2013 at 8:06 AM

Dennis Rodman’s Net Worth Is ($894,200)

By RichButBroke.com Saturday, March 31, 2012

Jump To Dennis Rodman’s Stats | Photos | Twitter
Well, we saw this coming. Dennis Rodman has announced some broad personal financials, which support the net worth of ($894,200) that we calculated some time ago.

In 1997 Dennis Rodman, then a neighbor of mine in Newport Beach, claimed to have “between $30 million and $50 million”. Huh? He estimated his wealth plus or minus 50%?!?! That was a sure sign of impending financial doom.

Maybe the smartest thing that Rodman did was buy a restaurant in Newport Beach called Josh Slocum. It would’ve been smart if it didn’t serve alcohol. As the owner of the place, and a functioning alcoholic, Dennis drank his way through a lot of the profits. [This explains a lot!]

Bottom Line: By controlling his lifestyle and spending less than he makes, Dennis earns $94,500 per year after lifestyle, taxes and other expenses.

http://www.richbutbroke.com/219/Dennis-Rodman-Net-Worth

On March 27, 2012 Dennis Rodman appeared in court to face charges that he owes over $800,000 in child support to an ex wife. Rodman’s lawyers claim that the former superstar is completely broke and cannot pay a dime. During his NBA career, Rodman earned $27 million in salary and millions more in endorsements.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/nba/dennis-rodman-net-worth/

I suspect he gets paid for these loony trips. Regardless, how many people making $95k can’t pay child support?

Blake on March 14, 2013 at 11:17 AM

I thought Jindal was joking about Rodman being SoS.

besser tot als rot on March 14, 2013 at 11:59 AM

bluegill on March 14, 2013 at 8:06 AM

The dude is a nut job, that’s for sure, but he is an interesting story and an excellent example of how a nobody with nothing can go on and be successful based on hard work. Without being able to dribble, pass or shoot a basketball he was able to become a Hall of Fame basketball player based solely on working harder than everyone else. And by the way this is too funny not to share.

Flange on March 14, 2013 at 3:45 PM

Flange on March 14, 2013 at 3:45 PM

Rodman’s Rainbow Obamaburger restaurant.

“Is it real?” you wonder. Well, this site (which, we guess, is Philander’s personal site or something?) lists the name of the restaurant as simply “Rodman’s Rainbow Burgers.” Still good, but it doesn’t quite possess the batshit magic achieved by throwing “Obama” in there.

His dad’s name is Philander??? AHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ladysmith CulchaVulcha on March 15, 2013 at 5:14 AM

I’m getting to this a little late . . . . . . . . . . . . is the Vatican still “intact”?

listens2glenn on March 15, 2013 at 6:53 PM