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New menu at Guy Fieri’s allegedly terrible restaurant: Parody or not?

posted at 11:03 am on February 20, 2013 by

Answer: Yes, it’s a parody — barely a parody, given the reviews of his place — but one that’s good enough to warrant its own post.

I’m trying to decide between the Honky-Tonky Double Barrel Meat Loaded Blast and Panamania! Any recommendations?

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Captain Beefhart. LOL.

portlandon on February 20, 2013 at 11:10 AM

I would go with the Reno!! since you can add a Cinnabon and two more Cinnabons.

Football: The Meal sounds interesting too. I may have to go here.

Nick_Angel on February 20, 2013 at 11:21 AM

This trumps The Walking Dead? You really do hate us, don’t you!

Blake on February 20, 2013 at 11:21 AM

I wish Amanda Hugankiss was a real person. 🙁

No I don’t. 🙁

Seth Halpern on February 20, 2013 at 12:00 PM


Seth Halpern on February 20, 2013 at 12:02 PM


Seth Halpern on February 20, 2013 at 12:03 PM

How can you pass up Guy’s Big Balls? It’s just an appetizer but there are two 4-pound balls and a pickle! That’s 8 pounds plus of spikey delight to share or, eventually, eat all by yourself.

Fallon on February 20, 2013 at 12:08 PM

Here’s the real menu.

22044 on February 20, 2013 at 1:55 PM

Brilliant! The real menu will never measure up. Ever.

lilacs on February 20, 2013 at 2:18 PM

Epic. Simply Epic.

allanbourdius on February 20, 2013 at 2:32 PM

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