Tens of thousands of zombies will find a way to push that out of the way or rip it off. Remember, they don’t feel pain. So a few cuts or torn off limbs won’t stop them.

Hard Right, I don’t want to be in your Zombie Apocalypse. Too hard. I’m going to stick with mine, where the zombies don’t swarm in the tens of thousands.

There are pallets and pallets of heavy things and forklifts to push them against the doors. What, you think we need all of those sofas and dollhouses and toys and books?

I tell you, I’ve been analyzing Costco for years.

Meryl Yourish

Tens of thousands of zombies will find a way to push that out of the way or rip it off. Remember, they don’t feel pain. So a few cuts or torn off limbs won’t stop them.
Besides, you have to get all the zombies out first(or take them out) while keeping new ones from getting in.

My suggestion is to build an underground bunker and stock it full of supplies.

You folks really think those sliding door covers will keep out a few hundred or few thousand zombies pushing on them at once?

There are pallets and pallets of heavy things and forklifts to push them against the doors. What, you think we need all of those sofas and dollhouses and toys and books?

I tell you, I’ve been analyzing Costco for years.

Nope. They will stay there and roast. Then others will step up.
Plus, the smell will make you hungry for BBQ.

Hard Right on January 22, 2013 at 11:07 AM

Exactly, you have to ‘cook’ Zeds until they’re literally crispy all the way through or their brain is totally roasted. That brings us to the other problem: having enough fuel to fry them with. Gasoline, propane, wood, whatever, you’re probably gonna want it for something else at some point.

A big solar mirror MIGHT solve this problem but of course it would only work when the sun was out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_RYFQXS7o

Otherwise… best plan I’ve heard for those who are stuck near an ACE when the SHTF.

Spray them with a little fuel of your choice & drop a match. That should clear them away.

Blake

Nope. They will stay there and roast. Then others will step up.
Plus, the smell will make you hungry for BBQ.

You folks really think those sliding door covers will keep out a few hundred or few thousand zombies pushing on them at once? Good luck with that.
Costco coffin.

Hard Right on January 22, 2013 at 10:08 AM

Spray them with a little fuel of your choice & drop a match. That should clear them away.

Except zombies WANT brains. obama supporters? Not so much.

Hard Right on January 22, 2013 at 9:51 AM

Blindside was ‘more’ right.

Obama zombies do want to eat your brain and creat more of them.

Had the same thought about BJ’s Wholesale. Plenty of supplies, few entry points.

roy_batty on January 22, 2013 at 9:58 AM

Are there plate glass doors and windows? That’s one of the main reasons I favor Costco. Steel doors over the entrances, windows only in the roof, inaccessible to zombies. Never been to a BJ’s Wholesale, but if it’s the same, add it to the list!

Costco is the ultimate zombie redoubt.

Meryl Yourish on January 21, 2013 at 6:06 PM

Had the same thought about BJ’s Wholesale. Plenty of supplies, few entry points.

Coincidental? I think not. Zombies and Obama supporters both have a lot in common.

blindside

Except zombies WANT brains. obama supporters? Not so much.

Discussions of a posteriorily located piece of lumber aside, it may be noted that if one is prepared for the zombie apocalypse, one is appropriately prepared for the second term of Carter II as well.

M240H on January 21, 2013 at 5:11 PM

Coincidental? I think not. Zombies and Obama supporters both have a lot in common.

Put down the air gun and noone gets hurt.

I thought it was S-Mart?

“Name’s Ash…housewares.”

jnelchef on January 21, 2013 at 10:51 PM

Heh.

“Name’s Ash…housewares.”

Wow, I forgot that I’d be able to smoke during the Zombie Apocalpyse. I mean, sure, it’ll be 15 years smoke-free in March, but having the world destroyed in a zombie plague has GOT to be a good reason to go back.

Discussions of a posteriorily located piece of lumber aside, it may be noted that if one is prepared for the zombie apocalypse, one is appropriately prepared for the second term of Carter II as well.

M240H on January 21, 2013 at 5:11 PM

Yep. Prepare for Level III Zombies* and you’re almost set.

*Zeds that can use basic tools and firearms.

Oh Meryl, you are so right. Where on earth could you hide with a respectable amount of feminine protection other than Costco? No one calculates that into the apocalypse do they? I guess that’s why ACE was going to be “b!t@h” free.

And smokes. I figure all the survivors will become smokers to calm frazzled nerves and defeat the boredom. And to look cool too. Because you have to admit, looking cool IS part of successful survival.

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Kids in retail aren’t the only ones who get bored. My middle-aged stay-at-home mom friend and I came up with this plan during our many shopping trips.

Costco is the ultimate zombie redoubt.

… hope that AP’s (and admittedly, many others’ in this age of dis-enlightenment) puerile fascination with zombies leads similarly to something more serious …

Knott Buyinit on January 21, 2013 at 3:50 PM

Discussions of a posteriorily located piece of lumber aside, it may be noted that if one is prepared for the zombie apocalypse, one is appropriately prepared for the second term of Carter II as well.