Comments on: Video: C’mon, Santa’s obviously a Republican

By: Lightswitch

Lightswitch — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 17:26:54 +0000

Santa is a republican because if he were a democrat, his elves would be unionized, so Santa would be out of business by now.

By: itsnotaboutme

itsnotaboutme — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 11:56:13 +0000

Santa is generous!
Not stingy like liberals tend to be.*
If he was a Democrat, he’d take toys from the wealthier 50% to distribute to the poorer half.

*Statistically, any way you measure it, conservatives are more generous than libs.
Case in point: Joe Biden, a millionaire whose expenses are largely paid for my taxpayers, yet he gives less to charity than I do, than most of you do. Not as a percentage. He gives fewer dollars to charity than most Americans do. And he preaches to us about his supposed Catholic help-your-neighbor values.

By: jhffmn

jhffmn — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 04:29:44 +0000

If he was a democrat, he’d give more presents to naughty kids.

By: malclave

malclave — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 02:15:34 +0000

Santa is a Democrat.

He promises toys to kids, but makes the parents pay for them while he gets credit for being generous.

By: Oil Can

Oil Can — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 20:19:29 +0000

If Santa was a Democrat he would show up at your home give you building code violations and ask to see your taxes.

By: inviolet

inviolet — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:22:52 +0000

D’uh! If Santa was a Democrat his name would be “Holiday-Man”.

Valkyriepundit on December 14, 2012 at 11:36 AM

Better yet, “Chairperson of Holiday Enhancement”

By: sentinelrules

sentinelrules — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 17:46:49 +0000

Santa is obviously a Republican.

White and Old and is charitable.

By: shinty

shinty — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:53:00 +0000

Republicans are the elves. They work to produce the goodies.

Democrats are the children. They get the goodies the Republicans worked for.

By: Valkyriepundit

Valkyriepundit — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:36:47 +0000

D’uh! If Santa was a Democrat his name would be “Holiday-Man”.

By: Raquel Pinkbullet

Raquel Pinkbullet — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 16:26:47 +0000

Wow. That’s all the proof I need. lol