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Video: C’mon, Santa’s obviously a Republican

posted at 11:13 am on December 14, 2012 by

I said my piece, now here’s Jim Geraghty saying his. The point about coal I find highly persuasive.

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Wow. That’s all the proof I need. lol

Raquel Pinkbullet on December 14, 2012 at 11:26 AM

D’uh! If Santa was a Democrat his name would be “Holiday-Man”.

Valkyriepundit on December 14, 2012 at 11:36 AM

Republicans are the elves. They work to produce the goodies.

Democrats are the children. They get the goodies the Republicans worked for.

shinty on December 14, 2012 at 11:53 AM

Santa is obviously a Republican.

White and Old and is charitable.

sentinelrules on December 14, 2012 at 12:46 PM

D’uh! If Santa was a Democrat his name would be “Holiday-Man”.

Valkyriepundit on December 14, 2012 at 11:36 AM

Better yet, “Chairperson of Holiday Enhancement”

inviolet on December 14, 2012 at 1:22 PM

If Santa was a Democrat he would show up at your home give you building code violations and ask to see your taxes.

Oil Can on December 14, 2012 at 3:19 PM

Santa is a Democrat.

He promises toys to kids, but makes the parents pay for them while he gets credit for being generous.

malclave on December 14, 2012 at 9:15 PM

If he was a democrat, he’d give more presents to naughty kids.

jhffmn on December 14, 2012 at 11:29 PM

Santa is generous!
Not stingy like liberals tend to be.*
If he was a Democrat, he’d take toys from the wealthier 50% to distribute to the poorer half.

*Statistically, any way you measure it, conservatives are more generous than libs.
Case in point: Joe Biden, a millionaire whose expenses are largely paid for my taxpayers, yet he gives less to charity than I do, than most of you do. Not as a percentage. He gives fewer dollars to charity than most Americans do. And he preaches to us about his supposed Catholic help-your-neighbor values.

itsnotaboutme on December 15, 2012 at 6:56 AM

Santa is a republican because if he were a democrat, his elves would be unionized, so Santa would be out of business by now.

Lightswitch on December 15, 2012 at 12:26 PM