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Note to FBI agents (and other men): Stop sending shirtless photos to women

posted at 6:31 pm on November 13, 2012 by

Via the Washington Free Beacon, a public-service announcement from Andrea Tantaros and Fox News. Are guys who do this to women they don’t know seriously expecting results or is it more about an exhibitionist thrill? My beta-male mind can’t compute it. On the one hand, an alpha would never stoop to something so tacky. On the other hand, the average beta doubts his physical appeal sufficiently that he doesn’t even like being naked in the shower.

Perhaps these are the long fabled omega males. They exist after all.

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Anthony Wiener is that you?

Oil Can on November 13, 2012 at 6:33 PM

#GOPWarOnMaleNipples

faraway on November 13, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Never!

Punchenko on November 13, 2012 at 6:42 PM

Any females can continue to send me shirtless photos at their discretion.

portlandon on November 13, 2012 at 6:42 PM

I’m not clicking the button, and she should be so lucky.

Axe on November 13, 2012 at 6:49 PM

what if the fbi agent is really hot and we just don’t know it yet…

Sachiko on November 13, 2012 at 6:50 PM

Are we going to skip over the rest of the alphabet?

disa on November 13, 2012 at 7:09 PM

FBI/CIA agents may continue to forward their pectoral pixels to Jeddite. Guaranteed 99.2% scandal-free. plz&thx

Jeddite on November 13, 2012 at 7:47 PM

LOL! I love men. They are so funny. Most of them seem to have not a clue about women. I like it that way.

Pecos on November 13, 2012 at 8:24 PM

Reminds me of a former coworker whose girlfriend called him “pirate” because of his sunken chest.

NeighborhoodCatLady on November 13, 2012 at 8:50 PM

Note to FBI agents (and other men): Stop sending shirtless photos to women

This is taking the homosexual agenda a step too far.

Either tell them to quit sending them to ANYONE, Men or women, or let them send them to anyone.

LegendHasIt on November 13, 2012 at 9:21 PM

This is taking the homosexual agenda a step too far.

Either tell them to quit sending them to ANYONE, Men or women, or let them send them to anyone.

LegendHasIt on November 13, 2012 at 9:21 PM

Actually, that’s the perfect solution. If you’re hoping to wow someone special with grainy cellphone images of your awesome pecs, simply blast them out to everyone in your contacts — that way your target gets to see them and you’re still in the clear.

cynccook on November 13, 2012 at 9:35 PM

I hate auto-start videos. Glad I didn’t click on Greenroom while at work.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on November 13, 2012 at 9:41 PM

Based on what I hear on Twitter, shirtless pics would be a step up from what omega males send.

Rip Ford on November 13, 2012 at 10:44 PM

Any females can continue to send me shirtless photos at their discretion.

portlandon on November 13, 2012 at 6:42 PM

Don’t let Janet Napolitano hear you say that…

JohnGalt23 on November 13, 2012 at 11:30 PM

Note to cute FBI agents (and other handsome men): Please ignore Allahpundit!

Valkyriepundit on November 14, 2012 at 2:47 AM

The question is who does Petraeus fear more, Obama or Congress? If it’s Obama then he will lie in front of Congress to avoid prosecution of various crimes in the Broadwell affair while opening him up to perjury charges from Congress.

Wigglesworth on November 14, 2012 at 9:34 AM

I’m assuming most women want an exception clause for the dude that plays the werewolf in the sparkly vampire movies. ;)

Kidding, of course. If you want his shirtless photos you can go pick them up in Tiger Beat.

JadeNYU on November 14, 2012 at 9:53 AM

Andrea Tantaros’s point is actually about how men don’t understand the way we differ from women. If Andrea sent any of us guys a picture of herself in a bikini, we’d be delighted, and for that reason we think she’d be similarly happy to have a shirtless picture of us.

radjah shelduck on November 14, 2012 at 11:25 AM

“You’re doing it wrong.”

–Brett Favre

stvnscott on November 14, 2012 at 11:33 AM