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Video: 2012 debate highlights — the bad-lip-reading version

posted at 1:19 pm on November 6, 2012 by

Nearly six more hours to go before the first polls close. Lots of time to kill, lots of stress. This will help with both. Deep breaths.

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Insanely good stuff.

RedNewEnglander on November 6, 2012 at 1:25 PM


mrscullen on November 6, 2012 at 1:27 PM

I’m ready for beer and Doritos. And bring me the demon sheep.

BobMbx on November 6, 2012 at 1:28 PM

Biden: “Baby, my heart beats like a small one handed stripper’s leg one minute after winning the lottery.”


faraway on November 6, 2012 at 1:31 PM

Oh this was so wonderful. Thank you Allah I needed that. I loved this bad lip reading Paul Ryan. “I’m sweet made out of sugar and hormones but this guys made out of ice.”

magicbeans on November 6, 2012 at 1:32 PM

Schieffer’s “bacon rolls” and Biden’s laugh got me.

Guy Benson on November 6, 2012 at 1:46 PM

Moderator: “Please taste like mouthwash. How can you not.”
Ryan: “I know, right.”
Moderator: “So are you just really hot and I think that’s why you won’t get frozen.”
Biden: “Hey, if you fancy this cow make it now. Cause he wants for you all to frost his lemon head. Lousy stiff hunts and fluffs and stinks like pee and now he’s mayor of a bank.”
Ryan: “No, no, no dude, no. I’ll squish your little flipper. I’ma so nice.”

LOL. Okay, I’ll stop.

magicbeans on November 6, 2012 at 1:54 PM

Now my co-workers think I’m losing it. That was effing funny, thanks.

44Magnum on November 6, 2012 at 2:00 PM

thx AP… I needed that…great stuff

RedInMD on November 6, 2012 at 2:13 PM

Good advice from Mitt for after the polls close: “Let’s haunt this misery stump!” (Translation: Obummer, you are HISTORY!”)

KS Rex on November 6, 2012 at 2:53 PM

I think I cracked a rib laughing!

tru2tx on November 6, 2012 at 3:02 PM

Im not reggie

malkinmania on November 6, 2012 at 3:11 PM

The Biden whinny is priceless.

talkingpoints on November 6, 2012 at 5:11 PM

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