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Hank the cat under attack by super PAC

posted at 3:04 pm on March 2, 2012 by

It was inevitable. No sooner had Hank the cat thrown his hat (or whatever it is that cats throw) into the ring than an opponent released an attack (video here) that seeks to … er—let the cat out of the bag. The Daily Caller reports:

Canines for a Feline Free Tomorrow, a super PAC, suggests there are unresolved questions about Hank in a new video, ‘Hank for Senate? No Way.’

‘Hank wants your vote for Senate, but what do you really know about Hank?’ asks the ad. ‘Hank has never released his birth certificate, his tax returns and has never responded to allegations that he used cat nip.’

A little digging has revealed that Canines for a Feline Free Tomorrow (CFFT) is a 501(c) headquartered in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The organization has the paw prints of one Buddy W all over it. The plot thickens?

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I heard Hank the Cat shredded his human’s drapes.

rbj on March 2, 2012 at 3:19 PM

They tell you who they’re afraid of.

Flange on March 2, 2012 at 3:24 PM

Makes me wonder if my two cats are co-conspirators….

Turtle317 on March 2, 2012 at 3:42 PM

We have to doggedly vet this candidate.

rbj on March 2, 2012 at 4:59 PM

rbj on March 2, 2012 at 4:59 PM

Doggedly and vet in one sentence. Not bad.

Howard Portnoy on March 2, 2012 at 5:01 PM

well Howard…I think we need to blame GW Bush for this…I never saw a cat in any of his pictures. He obviously hated cats.

teejk on March 2, 2012 at 5:06 PM

well Howard…I think we need to blame GW Bush for this…I never saw a cat in any of his pictures. He obviously hated cats.

Uh, you’re not thinking outside the box, teejk. As a young rancher, Bush raised cat-tle.

Howard Portnoy on March 2, 2012 at 5:18 PM

Howard Portnoy on March 2, 2012 at 5:01 PM

Thanks.

rbj on March 2, 2012 at 5:19 PM

Uh, you’re not thinking outside the box, teejk. As a young rancher, Bush raised cat-tle

but Howard, Bush is not Cat-holic. Hank probably sticks to the no meat on Friday in lent rule (like every other day but let’s not quibble)…George being a cat-tle man is out to kill Hank…I know it for a fact because it was discussed on the dailykos…

teejk on March 2, 2012 at 5:44 PM

but Howard, Bush is not Cat-holic.

Are you sure Hank is? I was assuming he was Meow-ish.

Howard Portnoy on March 2, 2012 at 6:58 PM

I hear that Hank poops outside the (cat) box….

TeresainFortWorth on March 2, 2012 at 7:33 PM

Oh, sure. Replace “feline” with “Jew” in that PAC title.

Merovign on March 2, 2012 at 7:54 PM

I heard Hank the Cat shredded his human’s drapes.

rbj on March 2, 2012 at 3:19 PM

Worse than that — he made mad passionate love to them.

Blake on March 3, 2012 at 10:19 AM

orse than that — he made mad passionate love to them.

Blake on March 3, 2012 at 10:19 AM

Just don’t make me pay for his catroceptives.

rbj on March 3, 2012 at 10:55 AM

Just don’t make me pay for his catroceptives.

Not to worry. The gubmint uses tax dollars to pay for only female catroceptives.

Howard Portnoy on March 3, 2012 at 11:12 AM

So does this count a cat-tastrophe?

/rimshot

Or should we just let sleeping Super dog PAC’s…ummmm, Lie?

/groan

Oh yeah, I’m gonna burn for those…lmao

BlaxPac on March 3, 2012 at 2:50 PM

The real question here is if Hank believes in Ceiling Cat and if so, will his belief interfere with his duties as a U.S. Senator.

Left Coast Right Mind on March 3, 2012 at 4:56 PM

hank never actually inhaled that cat nip .

hank did not have relations with that strange fixed ginger cat from across the street.

hank was for spaying before he was against it.

it’s the will of Bast that hank run for senate.

the pharma-industrial pet food complex is part of the greedy 1% opposed to hank and they paid for that lie filled ad. hank never has and never will take any monies from nestlé-purina.

hank- once you vote cat you don’t go back.

mittens on March 3, 2012 at 8:26 PM